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@_Not_Surprised

delusional girl whose always hungry, cold, and ready to go home

Joined June 2012
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Wings tu udah bottom tier produk FMCG yang usable/edible imo, kalo lu masih kesulitan hidup padahal udah pake ini juga ya emang udah ancur ekonomi negara
Bubble🍉 (@Bubblecoconut1) profile pictureBubble🍉@Bubblecoconut122h
-Kecap sedaap bukan bango -Hers Protex itu pembalut murah kalo dibanding charm atau softex -Del Monte juga relatif murah buat saos -Nuvo juga paling murah, dia gak beli dettol Anjing juga udah begini masih dibilang harus downgrade lagi, monyet nih penyepong rezim kontol
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dude i'm so sad they had a security breach, like, it's a fanfic site, who if not someone or something utterly evil would want to attack a fanfic archive??? like? this world is sick and twisted
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dea 𓆈@ch8rileon6h
god please take all of ao3’s maintenance issues & give it to chatgpt
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낮@natanattdaOct 29
elva ★ 5sos (@calmcabin) profile pictureelva ★ 5sos@calmcabinOct 28
“namanya 5sos tapi kok ber-4” “namanya seventeen tapi kok ber-13” presiden lu noh udah 2026 tapi kok mentalnya 1998
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༒︎@lipsticanarchisOct 29
padahal pas demo dikerahkan banyak polisi ke jalan, tapi giliran nangkep maling motor ngga bisa.
ʕᵔﻌᵔʔ (@saphelune_) profile pictureʕᵔﻌᵔʔ
@saphelune_Oct 29
YAALLAH NARIK GOFOOD PAKE ANGKOT😭😭😭 GUYS AYO KITA OPEN DONASI BUAT KAKEKNYA😭😭😭
Image from ʕᵔﻌᵔʔ (@saphelune_)
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Rusbono@albonoweeyums13h
IF YOU LAUGH YOU GO TO HELL
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bee 🐝 | 12s DNI (@wh0scar2) profile picturebee 🐝 | 12s DNI@wh0scar2Oct 27
START A BETTING POOL NOW
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Im Pat!
@Kepalalupa22h
Sebagai orang yang suka street art anak grafiti ga banget ajg pake pantopel akwkwk Mao nuduh mahasiswa vandal? SEPATU LU AJE PANTOPEL ANYING, ANAK STREET ART MAH SENDAL JUGA JADI, Mana caps lu jelek lagi ajg buat tulisan pake caps buat warna blok
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muddbear@muddb3arOct 28
wake up babe, people are about to discover reading.
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sen✮
@jenostalkerOct 29
OMAGA BELIAU MELANTIK LAGI GUYS 😱😱
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Lambe Saham (@LambeSahamjja) profile picture
Lambe Saham
@LambeSahamjjaOct 29
SEHARI SETELAH DEMO ADA ACARA PERAYAAN SUMPAH PEMUDA DI BUNDARAN HI YANG DI HADIRI WILIE SALIM DAN RAFFI AHMAD BUKANNYA BUNDARAN HI PUSAT EKONOMI YAK KATANYA??
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Lynda Ibrahim@lyndaibrahimOct 29
Sepakat. Saya repost nukilan kesuksesan Brasil mendongkel Bolsonaro, dapat dari akun IG andresimionato. Poin No 4? Tidak berikan engagement ke buzzer dan naikin reach mereka.
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Teh Nita (@tehnit4) profile pictureTeh Nita
@tehnit4Oct 28
Daripada ngasi duit ke sampah kayak gini, mendingan sebarin info gerakan. Stop kasi atensi ke buzzer cenbir.
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cassie🍃✨@heyxcassieOct 28
George Orwell worried that a shrinking vocabulary would eventually produce a shrinking range of thought. It is difficult to think a nuanced thought with a blunt language.
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iyy.
@ketuabemmOct 28
new meme unlock : tenang teman - teman ini cuma kpop
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샤 (@monekgayo) profile picture
샤@monekgayoOct 28
Give us back our democracy
El ⋆ (@kabjagyi) profile pictureEl ⋆
@kabjagyiOct 27
Bahlil ancam tutup operator seluler yang kritik pemerintah Prabowo-Gibran
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@wine_x13Oct 28
Replying to @niah_x03
They punished the mother for trying to keep her job while apparently ignoring the bigger questions about the father’s history and the kids’ safety.
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DI BAWAH INI SAYA LAMPIRKAN BEBERAPA BUKTI FOOTAGE, BAHWA POLISI MEMANG MEMELIHARA GENTHO SAAT DEMO TANGGAL 28 OKTOBER 2026 DI JOGJAKARTA 🚨 🚨 🚨 ALERTA ALERTA ALERTA DUIT PAJAK YANG KALIAN BAYAR TERNYATA BUAT SEWA GENTHO❗❗ #Jagawargataek
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Pocong
@PocongGaibOct 22
NEMU POV DARI YG DI HADANG. TERNYATA MEREKA SEMARAH ITU BUKAN CUMAN GUA DOANG 😭😭 Pasti prabowo dapet laporan : “Saya dengar kalau saya lewat jalanan rakyat menyambut saya dengan meriah dengan menyalakan klakson dan berteriak euforia” Taik kata gua mah @prabowo @Gerindra
Pocong (@PocongGaib) profile picturePocong
@PocongGaibOct 22
WOI, PRESIDEN SAMA KABINETNYA! Udah tau jam 17.25 itu rush hour, orang-orang lagi capek pulang kerja, jalanan arah Senayan juga udah macet, MASIH AJA BIKIN TAMBAH MACET PAKE ROMBONGAN PATWAL SEGITU BANYAKNYA! Emang seurgent apa sih urusan kalian sampe harus ngorbanin waktu orang banyak? Kalo emang ada agenda penting, kenapa gak berangkat dari jam 15.00 aja sebelum jam pulang kantor? PLEASE DEH, bukan cuma kalian yang pengen cepet sampe rumah. Orang-orang juga udah capek kerja seharian, masih harus kena macet, eh malah disuruh minggir cuma buat rombongan pejabat lewat. Emang jalanan punya nenek moyang kalian doang? @prabowo @Gerindra @DPR_RI @DivHumas_Polri
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Ini lucu, padahal yang melarang perempuan untuk berpendidikan dan kritis kan mereka juga Kalau perempuan tidak memiliki ilmu dan kemampuan berpikir kritis mereka salahin juga krn tidak mampu membuat pilihan logis 😂 Ibarat nanem pohon toge ngarepnya numbuh durian 😭 ngawur
Profokiev | On Editing Spree to Empty my Draft (@Profokiev) profile pictureProfokiev | On Editing Spree to Empty my Draft@ProfokievOct 27
Perempuan lagi disalahkan perempuan lagi didemonisasi. Gmn kl semua perempuan mending bundir massal aja. Cape banget ajg
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Carl 🇵🇸@SALMONBELLYSOUPOct 28
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doji (@kechupmanja) profile picturedoji@kechupmanjaOct 28
mari normalisasikan hina-hina temen yang punya pacar polisi
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sasa@haollywoodOct 28
this is so israeli coded
Susu Murni (@Susumurniadhja) profile pictureSusu Murni
@SusumurniadhjaOct 28
BAYANGIN MEREKA SELENGKAP ITU SEDANGKAN MAHASISWA CUMA TANGAN KOSONG. #INDONESIASADAR
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