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ellen the generous

@_Parlando

i am not human im way too advanced

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millennial optimism mood tonight open.spotify.com/track/2EznB…
I Like That

I Like That

Janelle Monáe · Dirty Computer · Song · 2018

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Kenny@tohereknwswhen15h
Lizzo music sounding good asfff tonight
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i do feel so bad for florida rn cause every swing state and light red state flipped blue and is celebrating and they're like the only ones that have to miss out when they were literally soooo close 😭 im so sorry florida oomfs....
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WE HAD TO CELEBRATE
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Amy Acton has won the Ohio gubernatorial election, defeating Republican Vivek Ramaswamy. (via NBC) She becomes the first Democrat to be elected governor of Ohio since 2006.
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Bloodborne Pathogen@lucaheavenly7Nov 2
Replying to @_Parlando
WoL x Haucherant vs Ysayle x Estinian
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“How ass is ysayle x estinien”
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Apologizing in advance to everyone because if they actually pull this shit i will be going on the longest coke rant known to man. The possibility of it is genuinely making me less excited for evercold like it is that serious i HATE the haurchefant stuff sooooo bad 😭😭😭
🫀 (@grahapilled) profile picture🫀@grahapilledNov 1
"omg if lagertha is an ysayle shard does it mean we will get a haurchef-"
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きゃいわれ@kyaiware0Oct 31
公式のイラストが良かった🐿
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Marika Foxtail@MarikaFoxtailOct 31
"...until death do us part"
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OH MY GOD IT FINALLY HAPPENED HE FUCKING REPLIED TO ME
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The way this happened the other day too chxle im doing numbers with the porn fandom
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nolan@oomfs_loreOct 31
kids ringing my door at 3pm for candy…..fat
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tripplequestionmark.@14152651sS3xyOct 30
the great thing ab beating a dead horse with the right hg is that you discover new parts of the horse you didn’t beat before.
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َ@ackrgekiOct 31
She turned 19 in Poland and graduated with a 4.0 GPA from the University of Cuntenserven with a major in Motherology and ordered a gaguette at the bakery of hits during the Motherquake that measured 10.0 on the Cunter scale
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im surprised with all this ysayle stuff we arent seeing a haurchefant shard too considering they literally can never mention ysayle without also bringing up haurchefant and making literally everything about him at every possibly opportunity
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no because MARK MY WORDS evercold is going to end with some haurchefant shard shit of him coming back and defending us and they are gonna expect us to be absolutely gagged i fucking know it im NOT crazy. i hate him so bad omg you guys i cant I CANT .
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this design was literally made to appeal to me. nothing could top merlwyb as my fav character but her wig might be getting tugged a little bit.....
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is this the right time to say i think alphinaud and estinien was an incredibly boring choice for the scions accompanying us for ec. sorry
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aside from them sidelining yshtola when this could have been her time to shine am i the only one who thinks estinien has outlived his usefulness in the story.... cause also if he was a female character his ass would never have been allowed out of base heavensward 💀
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lyse, yugiri, wuk lamat, sphene all characters that will NEVER be allowed in msq again now that their arcs are "complete" but estinien gets to secure a spot long after his arc is over for the occasional aura and hype moments. i literally like him but omg let him rest
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