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Retired God of War. Humans no longer need help destroying each other, they do it all by themselves. • History Professor. •PARODY.

৻ꪆ @IrascibleStorm—MV
Joined November 2019
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“Sơ, ɧɛ’ʂ ą ɖɛɱơŋıƈ ɖơɠ-ƈąɬƈɧɛཞ, ąŋɖ ɧɛ ųʂɛʂ ıƈɛ ƈཞɛąɱ ąʂ ცąıɬ? ɠཞɛąɬ ŋɛῳʂ ʄơཞ ɬɧɛ Ɩąƈɬơʂɛ ıŋɬơƖɛཞąŋɬ ɖɛɱơŋʂ.” 🏴‍☠️Female Ares 🏴‍☠️Multiverse 🏴‍☠️ DM’s Reserved for Plotting Only 🏴‍☠️Crossovers & OC’s welcomed 🏴‍☠️21+ writers 🏴‍☠️R18+ Content Warning, could be explicit or triggering
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“Hey lady...@IrascibleStorm” Ares peeped through the door at the future mother of her child. “What are you up to my love?”
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“How are you feeling Phoebe @IrascibleStorm?” Ares has a concerned look on her face as Phoebe entered the room. “I could hear you puking from here.”
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“We will.” she sighed. Ares dried herself, laid down, wrapped her arms around Phoebe and nodded off to sleep. The next morning she opened her eyes, a weird feeling washing over her. “Uh oh.”
“I’m happy she’ll be awake..but not at the same time.” Phoebe sighed, looking up. “Guess we’ll see how it goes tomorrow.”
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“Well let’s go and get hammered then.” Ares laughed and took Phoebe’s hand. @IrascibleStorm
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