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Richard Armstrong

@_RGArmstrong

Openly Scottish, semi-professional grumpy old git. I've been enjoying the better weather here in England for over 30 years.

 England, United Kingdom
Joined January 2019
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My wife has left me taking the satellite dish and my Bob Marley collection. No woman, no sky.
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Pastor Alex
@PastorAlexLoveOct 6
Atheists are now BIOENGINEERING HOMOSEXUAL ANTS to make them bite good Christians and make them gay. I am ok if people are born gay but to DELIBERATELY create chemtrail ants to MAKE people gay without any type of consent is NOT OK!!! #SayNoToNonConsensualGayAnts
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Abhi Ai
@Heyabhi29Sep 17
8 settings. 8 minutes. $0 spent. No new laptop needed. โœ… Disabled unnecessary startup programs โœ… Stopped Chrome running in the background โœ… Adjusted Windows visual effects for performance โœ… Turned on Storage Sense โœ… Narrowed search indexing scope โœ… Switched to High Performance power plan โœ… Throttled OneDrive background syncing โœ… Ran Disk Cleanup and Optimize Drives Boot time dropped from 4 minutes to 20 seconds. Chrome stopped eating her CPU. The freezing completely stopped. Before you spend $900 on a new laptop, check these 8 settings first. Retailers will never mention this because a new laptop sale is worth more to them than a free fix. Save this thread before your next laptop "dies."
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Marc Heighway@NewForestRambleAug 22
Marks cut into New Forest trees by the navy, earmarking them for felling to build warships. Likely marked in the early 1800s. The Royal Navy stopped building wooden warships in the 1860s, so these trees quite literally avoided the cut.
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Andrew McCarthy
@AJamesMcCarthyAug 12
The partially eclipsed sun melts into the Mediterranean Sea. I canโ€™t get over this experience. I captured thousands of photos- Iโ€™ll be sharing my favorite later tonight.
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MostlyPeacefulMachineShop
@__MPMS__Aug 11
GM, lets get after it
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If youโ€™re here for the Yodelling, please form anโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ. Orderly, Orderly, Orderly y queue.
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Archaeo - Histories
@archeohistoriesJun 16
He's back ๐Ÿ˜„ #archaeohistories
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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlkJun 5
Iโ€™ve just passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.
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I've just sanded my floorboards back to bear wood.........
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Thatโ€™s tonightโ€™s tea sorted ๐Ÿป
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Domino's Pizza UK
@Dominos_UKMar 30
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Sgt Maj Frenchie
@SgtMajFrenchieMar 17
โ€˜I hear you were hacked, Sergeant Major.โ€™ โ€˜Yes, Sir.โ€™ โ€˜And you lost all your followers?โ€™ โ€˜Yes, Sir.โ€™ โ€˜Hard to take.โ€™ โ€˜Most of them were Army officers, Sir, so I really didnโ€™t mind.โ€™ @Kirky_Kirkwood #hacked #horses
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Herb Brubanter@HBrubanterMar 14
My merch is now in the shops. Only 79p! Available in Home Bargains.
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Two feet of snow in Scotland.
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MO@MarkOakley273199 Dec 2025
Replying to @_RGArmstrong @Christo03770888
ScotRail have signs in some of our trains
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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk16 Nov 2025
I've just eaten a whole Yorkie. Also, banned from Crufts.
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