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Joined August 2009
Season over for the #Bears yikes
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Dan Campbell is about to lose his mind 🤣🤣 #Lions
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LA is worth saving. Vote Spencer Pratt.
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JUST IN: Western Union to launch Solana-based stablecoin next month.
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For the record: If someone dissolves an LLC days after their financial disclosures go public and their net worth magically plummets from $30 million to $95k, it’s most likely fraud.
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McLean deserves better. This team is an embarrassment 💀🤡 #Mets
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Imagine you are a working father living in the Midwest, you make 75k a year. You can support your family, but you're not rich. You worry about paying for college. Then you read about some Somalian stealing $1m out of federal healthcare programs. $1 million for the normal guy would eliminate an enormous amount of his stress. The college thing would be covered. Retirement wouldn't appear so daunting. It's why guys like this buy lottery tickets. And instead he pays into the system and watches "newcomers" make a complete ass out of him. This fraud is bad financially, but it just makes a mockery of all the hard work of normal people and tears away at the social fabric.
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Replying to @LeaderJohnThune
Hello Senator Thune, At 3 AM on Friday, March 27th, in a near-empty chamber, you passed a bill by voice vote that excludes all funding for ICE and CBP. Let me repeat that: voice vote. No roll call. No record of who was there. No accountability. Just you, Barrasso, and a handful of senators shuffling paper in the dead of night while America slept. You could have demanded a recorded vote. You chose not to. You could have held the line for five more days until the House returned. You chose not to. You could have used the same procedural tools Democrats have used against you for 40 days. You chose not to. Instead, you gave Chuck Schumer exactly what he asked for, DHS funding minus immigration enforcement, and called it a win. Then you walked to the cameras and blamed the Democrats. Let's be precise about what you did: 1. You caved to a demand Democrats made on Day 1 of this shutdown. Forty-one days of supposed hardball negotiation, and you settled for their opening offer. 2. You handed them a template. The next time Democrats want to defund any agency — ICE, CBP, or anything else — they now know: just shut down DHS and wait. John Thune will fold at 3 AM. 3. You punted to reconciliation. "Good possibility," you said. Not "we will." Not "guaranteed." Just maybe. Meanwhile, ICE operates on fumes from last year's bill with no certainty of future funding. The precedent you set: You have argued for months that the filibuster is sacrosanct. That the 60-vote threshold protects minority rights. That we cannot bend Senate rules for policy wins. But at 3 AM on Friday, you bent every norm that actually mattered: • Voice vote to avoid accountability • Empty chamber to avoid debate • Midnight deal to avoid scrutiny • Immediate recess to avoid questions You'll bend the rules to avoid a fight. You just won't bend them to win one. What you've actually accomplished: Democrats demanded ICE restrictions. They got ICE defunded. Not reformed. Not restrained. Defunded. And you're out here tweeting about how Democrats are the "Defund the Police" party while you just voted to defund border enforcement at 3 in the morning. The question you should answer: Why did this deal have to happen at 3 AM? Why couldn't it happen at 3 PM, with cameras rolling and every senator on record? You know why. Because you didn't want your voters to see what surrender looks like. Here's my message: We saw it anyway. Stop hiding behind "Democrat obstruction." You're the Majority Leader. You set the schedule. You control the floor. You chose this outcome. Own it.
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I’m back 💙
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New footage of submarine torpedo strike 🚨
🤖 Made with AI
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Replying to @baltimoresun
Go fuck yourself
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after 480,000,000+ $JUP votes were cast, the Net-Zero Emissions proposal has passed with a supermajority in favor (75%) no more net-new JUP entering circulation. team emissions halted. mercurial sell pressure hedged. jupuary postponed (and snapshot preserved). this is the most aggressive supply commitment any major token project has made in a while, and we're excited that so many token holders were in support. i know this wasn’t easy. like any governance process, not everyone got the outcome they wanted. but every side gave something to the cause here - including the team, the community, and the stakers. that’s what long-term alignment looks like. now the only thing that matters is what we do next. no more debates about emissions. no more supply overhang narratives. the excuses are gone. what’s left is execution. we have things in the pipeline that are going to make this entire debate feel small. you’ll see soon enough. oh and btw, $JUP staked is now at an all-time high. onwards and upwards.
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$30B of SOL is natively staked. The largest pool of capital on Solana, earning yield but locked out of DeFi. That changes today. Introducing Native Staking as Collateral, now live on Jupiter Lend 👇
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jupiter has already proven they actually care about the token. burned 3b tokens including 30% of team allocation. founders locked to 2030, meow locked to 2030 50% of revenue to buybacks. in these market conditions, emitting millions tokens just doesn’t make sense. i’d rather have fewer tokens that are worth more than more tokens that dump in price. option 2 is the most bullish move i’ve seen. team doesn’t get tokens, they get credits. if they want to sell? jupiter buys them for the balance sheet. this is skin in the game on steroids. mercurial fully offset. every sale equals an equivalent buy by jupiter. zero sell pressure. jupuary postponed but snapshot stays. we’re not losing anything, just waiting for the right moment. result? emissions go to roughly zero in 2026. jupiter’s balance sheet fills up with jup. team and community economics tied to one token. this isn’t short term thinking. this is playing the long game. building value instead of diluting it. some people will be angry because they were counting on the airdrop now. i get it. but i’d rather have a healthy token in a year than a sick one in a month. jupiter is showing they can make hard decisions for the good of the project. that’s exactly what i want to see in my investments. voting option 2
Today we’re bringing forward an important proposal to effectively bring net emissions to zero for the foreseeable future. This involves: 1. Pausing emissions from the Team Reserve indefinitely 2. Absorbing any team sales of vesting tokens in the Jupiter treasury 3. Postponing Jupuary indefinitely 4. Accelerating and offsetting Mercurial vesting The decision lies with the DAO. Full calendar of events below
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Welcome home, Coach Harbaugh
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🚨 Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! Its time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening, the fraud must be stopped.
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A kicker who doesn’t kick the ball…A top 3 pick who doesn’t show up for work on time…A gifted young QB who refuses to protect himself…A 2-11 team that can’t execute for more than 2.5 quarters. I don’t know what Joe Schoen is running with the Giants, but it’s not a program.
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🤷🤷 #vikings
Replying to @MySportsUpdate
They shouldn't let him pass once more for the rest of the game. He's gonna throw multiple picks
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Jefferson is in hell. -4 yards 🫣 #vikings
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