Dog Dad, Watch Snob
Dallas, TX
Joined September 2018
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Texas_Redneck retweeted
BREAKING | Former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney, who served alongside President George W. Bush, has died at age 84.
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read this out loud with excited irritating announcer voice: "saturday! motherload saloon! red river! ray wylie hubbard! the criminal returns to the scene of the crime! songs that low down dead thumb music ah fish ee na doughs love! patter somewhat snappy! be there!"
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Texas_Redneck retweeted
My Grandpa had something
Wise to say
Everytime he opened his mouth
My favorite would be
You cant shake a whore tree
Expecting Angels to fall out
#lyrics #singersongwriter
Texas_Redneck retweeted
Hi, my name is Alex Mai and I run a news segment called #muthatruckernews. I decided today that I want to grow a community on X. Is anyone on here in the #trucking industry? Would love to follow you!
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Have you ever tried macarons with a Belgian chocolate twist? 😍 Our secret to irresistible treats lies in that rich, velvety ganache! It’s all about the texture and flavor, making every bite a little piece of heaven. Who's ready to indulge? 🍫💖
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Forget AI, these dirty jobs will help you clean up foxnews.com/opinion/forget-a… #FoxNews
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Extreme Texas winds flip semis like toys on Interstate 40 in Amarillo! 💨🚛 Gusts reached up to 83 mph, creating dangerous travel conditions.
Texas_Redneck retweeted
46 years ago, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
Texas_Redneck retweeted
Who's ready for dad joke X corner
How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
You use Spring Water
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration
Why couldn’t the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction
CYA!!!
