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Men expose fraud, so you charge them with felonies instead of fixing the fraud.
Youโre a vile, disgusting coward. In a proper society, you would hold no power whatsoever.
James Edward OโKeefe, 42, and Cam Higby, 26, both face felony charges of unlawful voting and identity theft.
Polling places are the heart of our democracy. Any attempt to disrupt or deceive our election workers will not be tolerated.
Watch: youtube.com/watch?v=c_oqgTcYโฆ
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A Somali warlords daughter got into congress with fake ID and fake credentials but thereโs no voter fraud guys.
>be Lula
>get convicted of corruption
>get sentenced to 12 years
>get released by the STF on procedural errors
>never actually acquitted lmao
>beat Jair Bolsonaro in 2022
>Jair gets thrown into jail over an alleged coup attempt
>Congress votes to cut his sentence
>Lula vetoes it
>four years later, face his son
>during a debate, threaten to also lock him up if he loses the election
>election day
>former private lawyer, now STF judge, extends voting by 2 hours nationwide
>request came from Lula's own coalition
>win by 4 million votes in a runoff with no paper trail
>next day, Moraes orders the losing candidate to surrender his passports
>victory speech: "we're going to regulate social media"
>"democracy" lmao
>RIP Brazil
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๐๐ ๐๐๐ฆ๐ข ๐ช๐ข๐ก ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐จ๐ก๐๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ก ๐๐จ๐ฃ ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ก ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฃ๐๐ฅ ๐๐จ๐ฃ ๐๐๐
Before turning 30, he had already established himself as an elite striker in the Premier League. But it was only after turning 30 that he finally started winning major trophies, joining Bayern.
And now, he has ๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ช๐ก๐๐ ๐๐ง ๐๐๐ with one of the most prestigious individual awards in football: ๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐ผ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฟโ๐๐. ๐คฉ
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A French member of the parliament was seen taking pictures with masked rioters in France.
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In 1941, a Spaniard walked into the British embassy in Madrid and offered to spy on the Nazis.
The British turned him down.
So he went to the Germans instead, pretended to be a loyal fascist, and got hired as a German spy. His plan was to lie to them for the rest of the war.
It worked better than anyone could have imagined.
His name was Juan Pujol Garcรญa. Before the war he had tried his hand at running a chicken farm and a movie theater. He had no spy training. What he had was a deep hatred of both fascism and communism after the Spanish Civil War, and an incredible imagination.
The Germans gave him a codename, invisible ink, money, and orders to go to Britain and recruit spies.
He didn't go to Britain.
He went to Lisbon, Portugal, and made everything up.
Using a tourist guidebook, maps, magazines, newsreels, and a British railway timetable from the library, he wrote long, detailed reports about life in England. Military movements. Morale. Ports.
He'd never been there. He made mistakes. He didn't understand British money. He once reported that dockworkers in Glasgow would do anything for a liter of wine.
The Germans loved him anyway.
Then British codebreakers reading German messages noticed something strange. The Germans were hunting for a convoy that didn't exist, based on a report from some agent in Britain they'd never heard of.
The British went looking for this mystery spy. They found Pujol. In 1942 they finally took him on and brought him to London.
Now he had real help. MI5 gave him the codename Garbo, after the actress, because they thought he was the greatest actor in the world.
Together with his British handler, Pujol built a fake spy network for the Germans. It eventually had 27 imaginary agents. Each had a name, a personality, a job, and a backstory. A Welsh nationalist. A Venezuelan student. A Greek sailor. Some of them recruited their own imaginary sub-agents.
When they needed to explain why one agent had gone quiet, they killed him off. They even put a fake obituary in a Liverpool newspaper. The Germans reportedly paid a pension to his widow.
Who also didn't exist.
Then came D-Day.
Hours before the landings, the British let Pujol send a message warning the Germans that the invasion was coming in Normandy. It was timed so it would arrive too late to matter, but it made him look brilliant.
Three days later he sent the most important message of his career. Normandy was a trick, he said. The real invasion was still coming, at Calais, led by a huge army under General Patton.
That army was fake too. But the Germans believed him.
German forces that could have been rushed to Normandy were held back near Calais for weeks, waiting for an attack that never came.
The Germans were so grateful they awarded him the Iron Cross.
A few months later, King George VI made him a Member of the Order of the British Empire.
He's one of the only people known to have been decorated by both sides of the war.
After the war, afraid of revenge from surviving Nazis, he faked his own death from malaria in Africa and disappeared to Venezuela, where he lived quietly running a shop.
For decades the world thought he was dead.
In 1984, a British writer tracked him down. Pujol came back to Normandy for the 40th anniversary of D-Day and met veterans who had landed on the beaches.
Some of them thanked him.
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If you are here illegally, we will find you, arrest you, and DEPORT you.
The patriots of ICE REMOVED gang members, pedophiles, and other violent criminals:
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This is Father Giannicola Maria Simone. Milan rioters insulted him and flipped him off twice. He answered like this, blessing them. Italian national hero.
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Italian priest gives middle finger to mob of masked rioters who chased scared tourists into church trib.al/SRePbOj
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At the end of the day, this Italian priest flipping off the rioters won more applause for the clergy than a full year of sermons ๐คฃ๐ฎ๐น
Italian priest gives middle finger to mob of masked rioters who chased scared tourists into church trib.al/SRePbOj
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๐ต๐น Benfica draw the crowds: the 5 biggest ๐ Europa League attendances this season all involved them
5 of the top 20 crowds came on league phase matchday 3.
All five matches involved ๐ต๐น Benfica:โจ1๏ธโฃ at ๐ฎ๐น Milan, league phase matchday 1 โ 68,393 fansโจ2๏ธโฃ v ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ Hearts, third qualifying round โ 60,776โจ3๏ธโฃ v ๐จ๐ญ St. Gallen, second qualifying round โ 59,563โจ4๏ธโฃ v ๐ฉ๐ฐ Aarhus, play-off round โ 59,147โจ5๏ธโฃ v ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ Celtic, league phase matchday 2 โ 58,870
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