B.A PHILOSOPHY • Master at everything else but a student at love 😶‍🌫️ MESSI!! BARCELONA💙❤️!! BREEZY!!🐐

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined September 2022
I know I've got no rizz, every girl who has given me a chance genuinely liked me 😭😭😭
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Tems and Jorja Smith at Burberry's London show 😍
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Dem need chain you mehnnn
Why wait till you’re old and dying before buying it when you can buy it now and keep it? This is a huge purchase 🥰more people need to do this,big congrats to me🙂
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Which SERIES had the strongest first season ?
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Dating me is so funnnn! I will kiss you alwayssssssss
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"The professor is a smart man but" That but na where you fuck up
Reddington and Patrick Jane are not in the category of intelligent people. Reddington has a network of resources due to experience. Patrick Jane is a psychic. The Professor is a smart man but was acting on someone else's plan; Berlin's. Michael Scofield conceived the idea, created the plan, executed the plan, created plans on the move, and executed them. He's the intelligent one.
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Cheeky boy😂😂
🌕🌍 Mbappé says he wants to dedicate the Ballon d’Or to Africa: “I have never lost the connection with my roots and my origins. Every time I go to Africa, I feel the love from the people.” “I’ve always felt very loved on the African continent. I hope I can leave with the Ballon d’Or and, in one way or another, dedicate it to them too.”
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My definition of a risky text is having to ask for help or money, especially!
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Happy 78th Birthday to the legendary George R.R. Martin.
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You're very stupid
🚨🚨 | 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Barcelona are CONSIDERING a €130M move for Chelsea youngster Estêvão Willian. 😳 The Spanish giants are PUSHING to sign the 19-year-old next year after his lack of minutes under Xabi Alonso. [@elnacionalcat]
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Unemployment is only depressing when you do not have money
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"$250K confirmed" I go first sew 52 trad.
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As a single person making 200k per month, if you are not saving at least 80k at the of the month, you’re living above your means
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You masturbate because you're horny. I masturbate because I'm depressed and need the dopamine. We are not the same.
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No be phase bro, your life don spoil.
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Finished rashford isn't putting up this numbers because he's now playing for finished man u
Look at the numbers finished Rashford is putting up in La Liga and you still want us to rate that useless league
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Rashford had 8 goals in 32 La Liga appearances for Barcelona; the image shows his season totals across all competitions including 5 UCL goals. footystats.org/players/englan… transfermarkt.com/maradona-ronal…
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Man u just too useless bruhhh Ordinary fckn 1up I for dey count millions like this💔😔
Do you see your team? 👀
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people don’t understand that the reason why I’m so calm… is because I’m crazy
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Usher Is DONE Being Humble About This R&B Crown! 👑😭
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“You seem off today.” Me: I’m actually off everyday, just didn’t hide it well today.
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