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Smell yer ma

That Thiaw cross

They seem to have accidentally done a fly over of Byker Bridge

Mr Jaissle

Shame they didn’t row themselves a decent keeper

SHUT UP CUNT

Absolutely fucking pathetic season from everyone involved, except for that lad who got piped off at Marseille, well done to him and him alone

Birtley Nisa and the entirety of Italy remain the only two places I’ve ever found this stuff, what respective gaffs they both are

Have these lights always been here? Have drawn an arrow for ease but I’m sure they weren’t there a few weeks ago

Had approx six pints which apparently means I need to spend the rest of the night rewinding Almiron’s goal against PSG, if anyone needs me please message @bensprattjourn for all media enquiries

I like a lot of songs but none as much Baby One More Time

Newcastle are fucking rubbish but chicken cottage can probably compete my order

Selling one Qarabag ticket

This feels similar to when on Football Manager my assistant manager, Fabian Schär, will suggest a fucking insane line up for a pre season game and I forget to change it back for the first game of the season

Three cheers for PSV’s dreadful, dreadful left back

Petition for the FA Cup and it’s insistence on extra time and penalties to be played in the summer starting immediately

#ISurvived the queue for a pint at Marseille away

C’est magnifique

Absolutely clownish behaviour from everyone involved this afternoon, at least they’ll play the Blaydon Races just before kick off against City though 🤪

That 20 minute Lewis Hall spell last night