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she’s on the frontlines of Woke 3.0
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Mamdani u have to do sometbing about the puddles on I-5 North in Portland, Oregon
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why tf is starbucks selling braised short rib girlled cheeses...they got yall eating Somebody
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I’m still gagged btw
picking up concert photography saved me even if it’s just my iPhone for now
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astrid retweeted
GOOD NIGHT @ChristineDrazan
BREAKING: Democrat Tina Kotek wins Oregon's governor race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.com/politics/2026-el…
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not now sweetie, mommy's busy liking untoward jokes about Greg Abbott's wheelchair on twitter
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Has everyone picked out their new Muslim name?
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Bro that World Cup changed Kansas forever. These people spent weeks partying with Algerians
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and to think… all this during the Sephora Sales Event…
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they're developing hallmark ramadan movies
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nicki is gonna be so gagged when she wakes up in guantanamo bay
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they prolly throwing darts at elon's body they got duct taped up on the wall rn
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James HUSSEIN Talarico
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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We will allow Republicans to choose what style of litter box to go in all the school bathrooms.
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Greg Abbott loses and we attaching rockets to those wheels and launching him toward the Pacific Ocean
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I want 10 million illegal immigrants drunk driving on the street by midnight
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in woke 3 we're gonna force chick fil a to open on sundays
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girl put your hijab on we going to ISLAM!
abdul el-sayed sexy af idc
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