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why tf is starbucks selling braised short rib girlled cheeses...they got yall eating Somebody
GOOD NIGHT @ChristineDrazan
BREAKING: Democrat Tina Kotek wins Oregon's governor race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.com/politics/2026-el…
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not now sweetie, mommy's busy liking untoward jokes about Greg Abbott's wheelchair on twitter
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Bro that World Cup changed Kansas forever. These people spent weeks partying with Algerians
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We will allow Republicans to choose what style of litter box to go in all the school bathrooms.
































