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black pepper cracker

@__angoose

certified fat fuck & world’s sturdiest man (he/him)

 London, England
Joined March 2019
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Taking Polaroids of my stomach and mailing them to 3 lucky mutuals
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Fat lad strip tease where I keep trying to pull a crop top down to cover my stomach until I tear it off entirely
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Holidaying in chicago town rn
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Spoopy@Spoopy_PotatoesOct 29
Me on trial for BBW Facesitting
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@paygoddesslillyOct 29
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
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Staging a protest against the facesitting ban tonight in my bedroom
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demi adejuyigbe@electrolemonOct 30
“whoa, southern diner waitress, what are you doing down there??”
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On god my Waymo is about to turn me in
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Ngl if I was on the walls during a medieval siege I’d be using that boiling oil to fry up some chicken for me & the other bold souls selling our lives dear for our liege lord
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Mi’lord they hath breached the walls but hark! One of the castellans brings word of an 11th herb or spice
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I’m drinking premium lagers in dimly lit bars with men the likes of which you can’t even begin to conceive of
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Sweating profusely, scrawling with a large quill at a wooden writing desk, back quaking with my laboured breathing. I am fevered, the candle flickers from a draft as a storm beats outside. The camera cuts to the parchment on which I lay my thoughts. “Tex-mex mille-feuille”
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Aw jeez Lois I haven’t been this stressed since I was the last guy to finish in that threesome
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Sending u up texts to the polycule groupchat
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They designed walking through Soho in a lab to be the most unpleasant experience humanly possible
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Love to catch a grown man staring at my tattoos like it’s okay baby girl you can look!!!
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Please don’t talk to me though
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Fucked up at the function whittling a pipe in the corner
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Some of y’all afraid to moan during sex. Not me. I start Mongolian throat singing as soon as she breaks the waistband.
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Braising mushrooms with white wine and crème fraiche like the fat useless chud I am
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Mum just said I play dungeons and warhammer in front of a baddie at the garden centre
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