Dom Quixote de La Marola

MEN, here’s what happens in a situation like this: 1. Yaz continually makes things awkward and shitty 2. The GF breaks up with the dude to save the friendship 3. Yaz and the woman stop being friends like a year later because Yaz is ultra toxic 4. The woman calls the dude again; they hook up 5. They actually aren’t good for each other, nothing wrong, just not a great match 6. The dude brushes himself off and starts studying nuclear science 7. He gets hired by a shady facility working with a client in the Middle East 8. He’s on a plane to Pakistan 9. The CIA has had wind of the operation the entire time 10. He’s killed in a precision drone strike YOU CAN AVOID THIS NO SEX WITH WOMAN ONLY MEN BE SAFE