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Bermuda
Joined March 2019
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Replying to @callherLoca
Well, men are nice but money won’t leave me 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
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i just wanna be held, cuddled, hugged, & loved on. My nervous system is TIRED.
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If you ever need a taxi or reliable airport pick up or drop off book ahead with my new booking page taxi.tech.bm/book/julian . You will receive email notifications and WhatsApp correspondence every step of the way!
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Diva down!
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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No but imagine dying at your birthday party surrounded by people who are celebrating you omg that's actually beautiful
never deleting this app bc wdym your 97yo neighbor made a “dramatic exit” at his birthday party
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The amount of ai flyers is really alarming because Canva is free and super easy and way cuter???
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I really hate office lights sometimes, can we work with the lights off or down pleeeease
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go get the moon & bring it to me
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buying me ice cream is another way of saying you love me and can’t live without me.
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As a reckless spender , I’m here to tell you that the money always comes back 🙂‍↕️
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I told the universe I needed passionfruit puree for a drink. It sent me 7 passionfruit and counting on our plant ☺️ (won’t be ready in time but it’s the thought that counts)
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First lunatic in my bloodline to be self aware
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diva pq se eu fosse mãe eu seria a rapunzel e os meus filhos o lagarto
SOCORRO! Paris Hilton está sendo CANCELADA por se fantasiar da princesa Bela, de “A Bela e a Fera”, enquanto fantasiou sua filha de bule.
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Courthouse wedding & extravagant honeymoon. Yes.
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my reason for doing things:
1. spite
2. the aesthetic
3. a deadline i invented
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me looking at the ice cream options for 10 minutes just to choose the same one as always
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Is this REALLY the weather all you summer haters wanted?!
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We don’t need AI, what we need is the ability to turn a PDF back into a word doc without the formatting looking like it survived a plane crash.
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loved. seen. considered.
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i can’t wait to make my husband lunch
My girl get up at 5am every morning & make my lunch. Why would I even “lol” a bitch
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Guyysssss I kinda miss being important at my last job 😭 but am lovinggggg not being stressed at my new job! 😭
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