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Bristol, England
Joined October 2018
hey man how's it going. Yeah I saw your tweets the other day, pretty cool. I was wondering if you could shut up? See you later
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(americans) VOTE! (everyone) ok (translated japanese tweet) To think that a cute, modest girl at a handjob parlor would shower me with kisses... For a middle-aged, single man like me, isn’t this too erotic…?!
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Millwall fans training for their visit to the London Stadium
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gay Steven Gerrard:
LA I AM INSIDE OF YOU
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Jack Bensinger raps about his experience acting in The Bear
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Mr Mosley you have changed my life
The Efficiency Landscape. What jumps out?
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My buddy got on a Zoom call for a job interview with the fire department and the only thing on the screen was an empty chair completely aflame. He had to figure out how to put it out using only words
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sputnik came back from the PHP downtime with a site redesign I can't believe it
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Yo this literally has me in Tears oh my god 😭😭😭😭I can’t stop watching ts
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𝙎𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘡𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝙎𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚: Sorry I smel so bad guys Lol 𝘿𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙚: We cant smell you Steve, its Zoom 𝙎𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘦: BODYSTINK.ODOR (6.3GB)
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Republicans: We need another civil war right now. Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙 Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)
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JUST IN: Google announces schools that completely ban AI will also lose access to Google Search.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Google have just added tighter controls: “controls for Gemini, Gemini Notebook, Gemini in Classroom, and Google Search - access to these products will be entirely off for K-12 student accounts until school administrators explicitly turn them on.” blog.google/products-and-p…
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Every 4th post on my feed is a black and white ad of Kuennsberg looking upset?
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🇪🇺 THE FORTY-YEAR ANOMALY 🇬🇧 Celebrating 40 years of Meshuggah. European tour with @PeripheryBand and @vildhjarta. Tickets on sale Friday Nov 6 at 12pm CET. Artwork by Luminokaya
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White people when you turn off The Callous Daoboys
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revisiting a classic
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Claudio just launched a trash can at Austin Gunn and it came back to his hands like Mjolnir 😭
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GOAT
It’s time. 🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽
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