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Has anyone ever had a sore red eye after a headache?? Is it normal? No pink eye jokes as I suffer with health anxiety and Google tell me to call 999 immediately. 🤣 So I'm assuming I'm dying. – at Liverpool, England

Archie's been sent home from school sick, wish I'd of known before I set my alarm last night. 😅 Because I still have the worst headache/blood shot eye ever my eye is literally killing too.. – at Kirkby, England

My bin lid is stuck down with frost. – at Kirkby, England

Just wait until baby feels like it’s hanging out too. 😳😂

4hours until I have to be up.. had a banging headache since Saturday night eye has literally gone blood shot and sore because of it..😭 and still not been able to get any sleep with the pain! – at Kirkby, England

Why are there always odd creeps on here that don't follow you but manage to comment on 3 different posts in less than 24 hours? 🤮 – at Kirkby, England

🥹 – at Kirkby, England

Who called the fun police. – at Kirkby, England

Been thinking about surprising Archie for weeks with a Disneyland trip.. going to wait until we're at the airport to tell him 🥹 got a whole year to wait but I promised him we would go back one day! ❤️ – at Kirkby, England

Sat here putting effort into Archie's Halloween costume/make up.. realised when I was a kid I'd have to put a binbag on as a cape and witch hat and be kicked out the house. 🤣 How times have changed.. – at Kirkby, England

probably deserved it.. throwing bricks at cars, firing fireworks at people, Feral rats. – at Kirkby, England

My cat's a cunt, attacks me when I'm asleep or gets the zoomies at 3am and wakes me up, and if it's not either of those two it wants to lie on my face and suffocate me. No thanks. – at Kirkby, England

Hahaha a few weeks ago I told Archie not to walk on the floor because I'd just mopped it... He said to me what do you expect me to do fly or something? 🤣

I didn't know you seen me going to the skip 😭 why did you tell everyone?? – at Kirkby, England

Happy birthday @lfc_arrow 🥳 – at Kirkby, England

Andy Burnham, in the autumn budget has promised to fix all mcflurry machines. – at Aintree, England

Why are cats so dramatic? Five minutes late feeding them and they are screaming like they've not been fed in weeks. Demanding little fuckers. – at Aintree, England

Me today. – at Aintree, England