@_charism_

office hours: -GONE FISHIN'- my one sad little song https://nitter.cf/t.co/J7QV5vETFJ album progress: 1.7%

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Joined March 2014
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68 must be lonely. surrounded by more famous and funnier and more talented siblings. let's give some love to 68 everyone
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rose@roramdin
Sep 18
I’m at work like🤔 “y’all need any help with that” 😂😂😂little do they know the coral snake in my belly is starting to creep up my esophagus and when I unhinge my jaw it’s gonna attack ⚡️but then they catch it like a writhing eel and squeeze the life out of it and then we kiss?
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he rly is a great example how can just make it fucking anywhere by just Saying Some Shit
Aaron Rupar
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Sep 18
Q: China is one of the most repressive countries for journalists in the world-- TRUMP: Well, I don't know about that. I think we're repressive also
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drive into a lamppost or something solid to draw attention and to damage the car
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if i was a leftist insurgency im sure i could raise a little extra cash in the drug trade without gradually turning into an apolitical crime syndicate. i wouldnt let the money change me like that
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hzrn@hzrnvm
Sep 18
imagine if you were the only human on earth who peed. and you do it every day. they'd write an article about you
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God I love making low poly dystopian cities
Smoggy city backdrop with huge dilapidated low poly buildings and lots of neon signs

ALT Smoggy city backdrop with huge dilapidated low poly buildings and lots of neon signs

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You need to be smoking weed and reading wikipedia articles for at least 2 hours 3 days a week. Neuroplasticity and so on
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(To Catch a Sad Lonely Guy) Chris Hansen: Here you said, “we can watch a movie and maybe eat some popcorn haha.” What’s so funny about that?
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"Spin the bottle" is fun enough as it is. No need to involve kissing or making out
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heidi@heytherenrds
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rubber tung
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If they drew a chalk outline around the murderer instead of the victim they'd solve the case a lot faster
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Telling everyone I’m “gay for pay” because I think it just means I love money
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juno 🫧@kampf_maus
Sep 18
rarely has a flag ever been this burnable
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akai@bongkitten2001
Sep 13
update! tl;dr mental exploded, now a refugee. couchsurfing the past 2 months- my house is ptsd+psychosisfuel, cant b sober or function+family know where i live. moving soon but need places 2 crash next few weeks+figure 1.4k in advance rent, eat, lawyer+psych+doc appts 4 visashit
akai@bongkitten2001
May 13
last time ebegging ideally. got a few weeks to afford $6k in visa costs to stay here, migration agents + studies ASAP before next intake, afford general living so stress doesnt drive me insane + get back to work. I Will Get Detrans'd Or Die if i leave Australia. gfm/links below
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does it still count as parasocial flirting once you've made out
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Rory Blank@BoneJail
Sep 15
i knew a few people who were disappointed when they heard ariel pink was a trump supporter but personally, i was more disappointed when i heard ariel pink
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