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Here to laugh and lie.

Joined April 2011
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nancy pelosi taking her kente cloth to the dry cleaner
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BREAKING: The Democrats win the Senate
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First trailer for ‘ONE LAST ORDER’. The documentary follows a drive-thru worker on her final day of work after 34 years. While she expects a quiet farewell, her town has other plans. Releasing November 24 on Netflix.
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One day you’re reading the news, the next you’re sitting at a table with CARL LEWIS asking questions. 👌🏾
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I agree
there are no successful big lawyers the profession's definition of success, working at gunpoint thro endless life moments for 2 or whatever million dollars, is failure and those who actually prefer big law to the endless other ways to spend time have failed the hardest: in the development of taste
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"As you may have seen, our Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate Abdul said that I was no longer welcome in his campaign and that I should stay away, and he's right, and that's why I am endorsing Mike Rogers," Haley Stevens says
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Legendary actor Sir Patrick Stewart, best known for his roles as Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek and Professor X in X-Men, has died. He was 86.
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The final trailer for ‘DUNE: PART 3’ has been released. In theaters on December 18.
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Barack Obama decided to hit Pete Hegseth with the elbow from the top rope. Absolutely brutal takedown.
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One of the worst things we let happen on this app was treating dialogue like spectator sports/catfights. It’s completely ruined so many people’s ability to just relax and discuss ideas instead of aggressively trying to draw blood for a mob looking for crude entertainment.
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They need to put the Dbees in charge of December again. The people there right now are handling it like church harvest
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Chale, we’re older now. Try to be positive as much as you can. And if someone hasn’t wronged you, there’s no reason to speak down on them.
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Why do you think it’s acceptable to speak about people this way?
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The real tragedy of living in a third-world country is that you can do everything right and still struggle because the environment is designed to make ordinary things unnecessarily difficult.
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I’m beginning to suspect that things are deliberately complicated because the grey areas allow those in positions of authority/enforcement to have their way arbitrarily. Otherwise, why is it so difficult to find a system here that runs like clockwork? It annoys me to my core
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One of Ghana’s biggest problems is our tendency to obfuscate everything. Frankly, far too many of our processes and systems are unnecessarily complicated. That is not a sign of intelligence. Not in the slightest
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It’s ready now. Link : tinyurl.com/TheImpossibleMin
Ghana has had 28 sports ministers since 1979. In that same time, we have had 12 finance ministers and 15 GFA prez. I have been combing through history to try to find what the main problem is at the ministry. Why are there so many scandals attached in one place? It’s this Friday for @SportyFM_
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The United States of Africa? Presented by @ishowspeed, executive produced by @barackobama and @michelleobama, and directed by two-time Academy Award winner @bgprooudfoot, THE EYES OF GHANA follows the story of Chris Hesse – the personal cameraman to the first president of Ghana, Dr. Kwame Nkrumah. Only in theaters October 28. Get tickets now. Don’t worry Ghana, Canada, and London, news of screenings near you will be announced shortly! Dates for Ghana and UK screenings coming soon. @theeyesofghana | @ishowspeed | @bgproudfoot | @breakwaterstudios | @michelleobama | @barackobama
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