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DEUCALION💀@_deucalio14h

Unatusi mwendawazimu tao alafu anakuambia pia yeye alianza kama wewe 💔😂

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DEUCALION💀@_deucalio10h

Your mom is annoying until you never hear her voice again 😪💔

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DEUCALION💀@_deucalio7h

Sad reality about life 😪

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BLUEPRINT 🐾 👣 ™

@haji_musteey8h

As a man, it's not your money that'll keep a woman. It's how mercilessly you fuck her. In fact, she'll keep running back to you no matter how badly you treat her. Women love sex more than anything, they are always horny.

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tomorroww is another dayyy. as the clock is ticking away tym is so precious n so i sayyy....🎶

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put them cheeks on me til my vision gets blurry

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Zedkei✝️@Zedkei_8h

Don't ruin my happiness ruto ametukasirisha vya kutosha.

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🍁Macha icon🍁

I always feel for sober people coz they never get to experience what we call "Escaping reality" this dope shii ain't for everyone tho 😂✌🏿

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I use reverse psychology against my parents. I talk about myself in a way that disappoints them but deep inside I don't mean it. That gives me space to work on myself without pressure or too much expectations from them. I only show up with results that amazes them.

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Kwani usanii hailipi coz this is hoeing at it's peak.

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𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬

@thenayvuiiiton8h

I love how red wine just goes straight to your coochie.

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Is Mosiria really sick or he is clout chasing?

Image from Kakuzi (@RealKakuzi)

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Tunataka sasa KTN ituletee documentary ya Kiambaa Church.

Image from Karani (@Weyne_west)

Image from Karani (@Weyne_west)

Image from Karani (@Weyne_west)

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Tete🇦🇺@Kev_Ngeno9h

If forcing issues was a person. Ameanza script for sympathy 😂😂

Image from Tete🇦🇺 (@Kev_Ngeno)

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lucy🍒🌸•.•.

Sleeping naked is so hot but what if a ghost fingers your butt

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Moraa@mora751419h

Kuna sharp boys watarudi huko nyuma ya Id courtesy of Fafsa, wololo.

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🍁Macha icon🍁

Leo naskia fine thank you nikiwa na mabois wangu inadi aluta continua🌿✍🏾😄

Image from 🍁Macha icon🍁 (@__machaicon)

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Cheche@cheche6x8h

So apparently all Nigerians are techies? Education system in that currently smells failure!

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Wewe unasema Stanley cup 🙌🏿Unajua hii kwelii 🚮🤌🏿

Image from Kira𓃵 (@m_disasterr)

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@Seyifunmi80459h

I want the longest, happiest, goofiest, nastiest relationship ever 😩

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Murume🇰🇪@Murume25809h

Mbona moon in kiswahili ni mwezi but mwezi in English ni month

Image from Murume🇰🇪 (@Murume2580)

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