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@_dtch_

Name: Dolphus || #PublicHealth🧑🏾‍🔬⚕️|| Nothing here is real || My tweets are disletsick sometimes🫠

Joined January 2020
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GRADUATION DAY!🎓🥳🍾📜… Just Do it!
A Fake Account🇧🇧 (@_dtch_) profile pictureA Fake Account🇧🇧@_dtch_9 Jun 2022
Me applying for a masters without knowing how tf I finna pay for it….
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sheilur 🐢🍓 (@sheilur) profile picture
sheilur 🐢🍓@sheilur22h
daydreaming about quitting my job
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starlove (@imaryvill) profile picture
starlove@imaryvill20h
I want to move to New York
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THANK YOU!!!…. I want everything😤
Nicole 🫧 (@nicoleeoley) profile pictureNicole 🫧@nicoleeoley15h
If you paid $350 for a ticket why can’t you pick up a lil sweet potato? 🤔
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Ten✨@Tenasha06Nov 9
I've officially stopped expecting work to get better. Now I just clock in, accept the chaos and try to make it through the day with my sanity intact👍
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So I gotta carry back the ginger?😶
Sweetgirl (@Ruh_She_Duh) profile pictureSweetgirl@Ruh_She_DuhNov 9
I want wanna know yuh wasn't supposed to tek up no produce from The Market section of last night.. The ppl vex 🤐🤭
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I kid I kid ….😶
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People using the vegetable trays as tables was hilarious btw😭
Regina George🦋✨ (@RaggedyAnn246) profile pictureRegina George🦋✨@RaggedyAnn24623h
Who was in charge of liquid gold decor??? omg 😭😭😭
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My primary school teacher ban the class from singing Disturbia cause Rihanna was casting spells on us ….“Bum bum BE DUMB bum bum BE DUMB DUMB”… NGL I lil slowy slowy now fr😂
cj 🪷 (@cjscripted) profile picturecj 🪷@cjscriptedNov 6
Umbrella by Rihanna is playing on the radio and I remember when the conspiracy theorists had think pieces about how she was inviting the devil to “come into me” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Angela (@mickeyrathebe) profile picture
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@mickeyrathebeNov 5
Me pretending to be busy so nobody gives me extra responsibilities
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🛸👾Jx 👽☄️🛸🪐|| (@JxAliens) profile picture
🛸👾Jx 👽☄️🛸🪐||@JxAliensNov 5
I’m ready to start my new job
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Definitely switching to digicel…. I can’t anymore🫠
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🔋🧸🩵@annayk__Nov 5
well flow, buss luck but i aint paying you no more than we discussed, so you gon continue carrying over the bill until i switch 🥴
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It could not be so hard to practice at 6:00pm…. 10:00am, 9:00pm… midnight… hell a Sunday …. TF
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Left work early to beat traffic ….. Said traffic made me turn around and I end right back at work😭
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Food & rum combo ticket selling…. Talk to me😤
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There are some people in society that never see a return from BRA😮‍💨……pray for who ever they may be😞
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Me volunteering as a nurse in A&E from next week….
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How to mad at me for keeping you productive?!?!? … 🧐
Queen Leahtifah (@NoTailNoGoodNic) profile pictureQueen Leahtifah@NoTailNoGoodNicNov 3
I can't spend half of my workday on Twitter because y'all keep reposting porn 🙄
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There are some people who I would never argue with even though I know otherwise… “you are right🙂”
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Bush.
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@_landam01Nov 2
To all car sex experienced people, front seat or back seat ?😌
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