@_eblaze

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Joined June 2011
*checks Twitter to make sure I ain't trippin*
they cooking tf outta us rn
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Right…
When are yall gon realize that’s not what Shai does lmfao
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Kapitalizm böyledir işte: Önce çocuğunuzun okulda öldürülebileceği ihtimalini normalleştirir, sonra da size kurşun geçirmez çanta satmaya çalışır.
Ankara'da okul saldırılarına karşı öğrenciler için kurşun geçirmez çanta geliştirildi. "Çanta, .357 Magnum, 5.56, 9 mm ve .44 Magnum mermilerine karşı koruyucu."
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Kierstan Bell guarding Kaitlyn Chen
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My wife: “what is that?” Me: “it’s the witching hour.” My wife: “what’s the witching hour?” Me: “it’s where wins become losses and losses become wins!” My wife: “I don’t think that’s right. Hey Google, what’s the witching hour?”
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Per my data, we did indeed just witness a moment of NFL history. It's the first time in the 100+ year history of the league that both starting quarterbacks thew an interception on the first two plays of a game.
Justin Herbert threw an interception on the first play of the game. Sam Darnold threw an interception on the second play of the game. This has to be a first in NFL history, right?
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I'll never get over the spectacle of watching American citizens chanting for a dictator. Watching Christians worship the most immoral, psychopathic man in the nation as a divine king is a sick finale to the American experiment.
Trump responds to "four more years!" chants: "I'd love to do that. I'd love to do the four more years thing."
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1-0 in the @pac12 ✅
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bringing a win back home 😌
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Rent is due! @MichaelRyanRuiz
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So the people accusing Democrats of being paid protestors are... paid protestors???
🚨 LEAKED CHAT shows Republicans offering $200 per person to disrupt an Abdul El-Sayed event.
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“I don’t think we’re in Fresno anymore”
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This has to be one of the funniest pick-sixes in history
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Colorado State DC Tyson Summers was dismissed during CSU's 30-point loss to Oregon State, per @PeteThamel 🚨 He was replaced as defensive coordinator before the end of the game
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🪡 🔴⚪️🔴
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yo aguantandome las ganas de meterme en una conversación cuando escucho que hablan de algo que me gusta
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DB: *stabs receiver with a knife* Ref: *throws a flag* DB:
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -breath- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Maxx Crosby and Patrick Mahomes: "It's all respect between us" Also Maxx Crosby and Patrick Mahomes after every play:
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Why are all the Israeli TV interviews with the plane survivors in English and not in Hebrew?
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