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5'4 | MPSN | feminist | weird & slightly unhinged | my lovers woman | lover of music, art, ice-cream, caprisonne & cold grapes

Joined April 2018
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....from them
You hear some pastors talk and just know their wives have never had an orgasm.
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smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd retweeted
Did I miss the various forms of "I wish you had died or you'll never get pregnant so you'll understand the meaning of death sentence "? These are people who are going to manage pregnant women o
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smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd retweeted
Our colleague said it's 1 in 100 so what? Another said he managed over 1k pregnancies so why should another person say her own experience was scary? Let's not get into team "ohhh you people are talking too much about pregnancy please stop" I've concluded they're sociopaths
Replying to @_JemimaB
There's a much bigger issue being overlooked. Have you seen the Maternal Mortality figures for Nigeria? HORRIBLE. According to recent studies, Nigeria had the highest estimated maternal mortality ratio globally in 2023: 993 maternal deaths per 100,000 live births.
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smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd retweeted
Everyone in this devilish party is stupid. Not a single exception bro. It's top to bottom foolishness.
Installation of Presidential Villa’s Solar Mini-Grid Freed Up More Electricity for Nigerians — APC Spokesperson, Kemi Asekun
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Been trying to order a ride for the last 20 minutes all to no avail. Kai 🥲
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smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd retweeted
I haven’t done one of these in a while. 💜
อันนี้เทรนใหม่สำหรับคนเล่นฟิสเนตใช่มั้ย น่ารักอะแก
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The tertiary level of prevention is soo important. Physiotherapy is amazing ngl.
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smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd retweeted
3rd straight year that my son has flatly refused to dress up for Halloween and is the only kid in his class not wearing a costume. You can take the boy out of Ijebu, but you can never take Ijebu out of the boy.
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smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd retweeted
I kinda understand the feet brethren a lil
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smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd retweeted
I don’t think God intended for me to contact my lover through a mobile device. This is haram
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Because I don't think you're normal 😭. You no do community pharmacy ni?
Lmao. You for plaster my full govt name.
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I'll take my whiskey neat My coffee black and my bed at 3 You're too sweet for me You're too sweet for meeee
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I've really not purchased milk in the last 2 years because my company provides this monthly.
omo nothing can make me downgrade from peak milk🙏🏾
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nitter.cf/_eiife/status/16486661… I literally have a 2023 thread on different durex condom variants.
Replying to @_eiife
As a pharmacist please 🙏🏿
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Can't wait to be back at work or writing some exams. I don't like having too much free time on my hands.
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smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd retweeted
Ibadan has my heart, always
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I disagree because it's a standard sized condom. It is perfect for a 12 to 13 cm approximately 4.7 to 5.1 girth which is an average penis size.
Your dick gotta be small asf to use these
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As a pharmacist please 🙏🏿
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I've not even said anything and they said I am a taiga. Ipnts 🙏🏿
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These are wartime stories btw.
She Hid Her 12-Year-Old Daughter in a Ditch for Nine Months to Save Her From Boko Haram In August 2014, Zainabu Hamayaji made a decision that would keep her daughter alive but force the young girl to spend nine months hidden underground. Hassana was only 12 years old. Her mother feared that Boko Haram fighters would abduct her and force her to become a child bride. To protect her, Zainabu hid her in a deep ditch behind their home in Madagali, Adamawa State, Nigeria. Then, she did something that made the plan even more extraordinary. She pretended to be mentally ill so the insurgents would leave her family alone. When Boko Haram invaded Madagali, families faced a terrifying choice. People who tried to escape were being killed, and Zainabu witnessed the violence firsthand. Her husband was among those killed. She was left trying to protect her children in a town controlled by the same fighters she feared would take her eldest daughter away. Zainabu had heard that the insurgents were looking for young girls to marry. When they learned she had a daughter of marriageable age, they came to her home. She denied having such a daughter, but they did not believe her. They beat her repeatedly. Her shoulder was dislocated, and she lost a tooth during the attacks. Zainabu realised that simply denying Hassana's existence would not be enough. She needed to make the fighters believe there was something about her family that made it dangerous to interfere with them. So she began acting as though she had lost her sanity. She loosened her hair, stripped off her clothes and wandered around the community. She rolled in rubbish and smeared herself with urine and faeces. The woman who had once lived an ordinary life was deliberately making herself an object of avoidance. The insurgents returned repeatedly to check whether her behaviour was genuine. Each time, Zainabu continued the act. Her younger children helped her maintain the deception. When the fighters questioned them about their mother's behaviour, they insisted that she had been mentally unwell for a long time and had previously visited a psychiatric hospital. The children were frightened, but they played their part. Eventually, the insurgents began to believe the story. According to Zainabu's account, they feared that harming a mentally ill woman or taking her child could bring a curse upon them. They even left a warning on the family's house telling other fighters not to attack them. But while Zainabu was trying to convince the insurgents that she was mentally unstable, Hassana was facing a different kind of ordeal. She was living inside a ditch. Her mother had prepared the hiding place with supplies, including food, water and matches. Hassana had to cook and manage her basic needs in the confined space. She also had to find a way to dispose of her waste. For nine months, the ditch became her hiding place. She could not simply walk outside whenever she wanted. Her safety depended on remaining hidden while her mother continued the deception above ground. It was an extraordinary burden for a child who should have been able to live without fear of being abducted and forced into marriage. Zainabu kept up the act, despite the beatings and the physical injuries she had suffered. Then, in March 2015, Nigerian soldiers recaptured Madagali from Boko Haram. When the soldiers encountered Zainabu, they were suspicious. They wanted to know how she had survived in the occupied town and questioned whether she had been married to a Boko Haram fighter. She denied it and explained what she had done to protect her children. The soldiers did not immediately believe her. So she took them to the hiding place. When they opened the ditch, Hassana was there. After nine months underground, the 12-year-old girl was finally brought out of hiding. The soldiers took the family to a camp for displaced people in Gwoza, where Zainabu later told her story to journalists.
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