5'4 | MPSN | feminist | weird & slightly unhinged | my lovers woman | lover of music, art, ice-cream, caprisonne & cold grapes
Joined April 2018
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smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd retweeted
Did I miss the various forms of "I wish you had died or you'll never get pregnant so you'll understand the meaning of death sentence "?
These are people who are going to manage pregnant women o
smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd retweeted
Our colleague said it's 1 in 100 so what?
Another said he managed over 1k pregnancies so why should another person say her own experience was scary?
Let's not get into team "ohhh you people are talking too much about pregnancy please stop"
I've concluded they're sociopaths
smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd retweeted
3rd straight year that my son has flatly refused to dress up for Halloween and is the only kid in his class not wearing a costume.
You can take the boy out of Ijebu, but you can never take Ijebu out of the boy.
smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd retweeted
I don’t think God intended for me to contact my lover through a mobile device. This is haram
I'll take my whiskey neat
My coffee black and my bed at 3
You're too sweet for me
You're too sweet for meeee
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I literally have a 2023 thread on different durex condom variants.
Can't wait to be back at work or writing some exams. I don't like having too much free time on my hands.
