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Wherefore he saith, Awake thou that sleepest, and arise from the dead, and Christ shall give thee light
I summoned a genie from a lamp and wished for a smaller, cheaper, uglier lamp in which to imprison him
I've never done any of these
What makes people feel the happiest?
🇺🇸 USA: Having sex
🇬🇧 UK: Having sex
🇪🇸 Spain: Having sex
🇩🇪 Germany: Hugging someone
🇫🇷 France: Having sex
🇨🇳 China: Having sex
🇰🇷 South Korea: Having sex
🇹🇼 Taiwan: Spending time with someone they love
🇯🇵 Japan: Eating delicious food.
Apparently, Japan chose food over sex.
Can you blame us? 🇯🇵🍣












