Issa NURSE 😭🥹🥹 OH and ya gurl snapped…say hello to your 2026 VALEDICTORIAN 😭🙌🏾

Throw somethin on tha grill!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

I be ordering old fashioned’s and Macallan 12 neat! Soooo😂

Michael really sat there and told Janet… “your voice is very irritating” 😂😂😂😂😂

Imma need my Marshall’s to get it together!!! 😭

Whether you got a flapjack or a peach make that man’s day🙂‍↕️😂

I can procrastinate until the very last millisecond and then in 17 minutes knock out everything 🥴😂

You think you better than me huh?😭 *potato chip noises*

A MOTHER!

Mood 😂

At the doc office and it’s a fresh baby in here🥹 somebody tell my ovaries to pipe tf down omg!🥹😭

Like? I really detest how nonchalant people are about c-sections, like? That is still a major surgery. They are CUTTING through 7 WHOLE LAYERS OF FLESH & TISSUE and MOVING YOUR ORGANS around all Willy Nilly and there’s folks saying “just get a cs” and calling it the EASY WAY OUT!? Bro don’t piss me off🤬

Ya know….sometimes I be irritated that as humans we don’t have monocular vision and seperate brain processing like horses….they can see and process two separate visual fields and I just feel like that’s something we could use 🤷🏾‍♀️😂

I. Am. Struggling🥴

I act like I’m cool, but secretly I love SpongeBob and I also love the live SpongeBob 🥹😂😭 It’s the best daaaayyyy eeeeevvvverrr! A typical Bikini Bottom daaayyyyy….Hello lawn, Hello street! hello guy making all the sounds🥹💕😩

Or maybe it’s my fault 😭🥴 Sorry sis but I was the problem!🥴😭 we gotta stop blaming the men cuz sometimes it’s US😩🥴😭😂 ask me how I know…..

I be watching @ksdotlewis videos just to hear her voice It sounds like sweet tea, cornbread and sweet potato pie and I just love it🥹💕😂

If you go on a trip or vacation and didn’t injure somethin did you really have a time or nah?😭😂 if I don’t come back from a trip with at least one injury idk if I really fcked the city up😭😂

And Rob was STUPID! Cuz sir, you got one wiff of that kewchie and lost ALL sense! The young wolf proved just how young he was! Pissed me clean off! Why you ain’t just have her as yo side wife like the other Lords🥴🤧😭 just dumb af😭 Now look at you. Dead. Just unnecessarily dead🥴😭🤧

I was supposed to go home?

No fr 😂😭