@_ifssss

Arsenal girlie. ARIES ♈️. Madam Oil & Gas DC👷🏾‍♀️.

 Lagos, Nigeria
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Joined July 2022
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i used a man’s body wash this morning and i have already lied 6 times.
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LagosLife is just the beginning ✈️ AbujaLife and PHLife are coming! We’re building a whole airport for you to explore. Soon, you’ll be able to fly from one Life to another, discover new cities and even take a vacation abroad 🌴
Shalom Rayhamen
@Shalom_HeyEliy
Oct 1
I grew up playing The Sims 3 and always wondered what it would be like if the Sims lived in a world inspired by ours.🤷🏽‍♀️ Then I saw @eureka_seamless riding a danfo through Lagos, and it sparked an idea: Lagos Life Sims. Take a look around. Who knows, you might make a new friend in the Sims world. lagoslife.eliysites.com/
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@mala_sarkady
Oct 1
my boyfriend told me to stop packing his lunch because he’s perfectly capable of feeding himself. i laughed and said “okay” and stopped. three days later at 8:11 AM he texted me: “you really not making lunch today?” i reminded him that he was the one who told me to stop. he stared at the message for a minute before replying…
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@mala_sarkady
Oct 1
my boyfriend told me to stop packing his lunch because he’s perfectly capable of feeding himself. i laughed and said “okay” and stopped. three days later at 8:11 AM he texted me: “you really not making lunch today?” i reminded him that he was the one who told me to stop. he stared at the message for a minute before replying…
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King Sha@TheKingShaMugga
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One day my landlord text me like “I noticed you have flushable wipes in your bathroom, please don’t use those it could clog our sewage system” I said ok. I told my lady and she goes….why was she in ya bathroom. I was like why the fuck was she in my bathroom. I had to move
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Hit the girl up that he cheated with and ask for tips, see what you can improve on..
punkprincess 💋@xoxokaniyya
Oct 1
just found out i got cheated on y’all, this my first time what i do??
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Aramskoko@ASkincareperson
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When I figured it out I just laughed we die here.
chef chubi.@swagprinc3sss
Oct 2
so this is what you guys are doing lmao, moved from 2m to 5m in 2 minutes.🤣
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Azalea♥@OluwatomilolaDB
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😍
Ladygifted
@Ladygifteed
Oct 1
Replying to @jon_d_doee
My back aches if I stay too long in bed sef. I'm not used to it. 4.30am or 5.am, I don dey kitchen.
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Bremen
@Rxbremen
Oct 2
In my internship year, a woman actively trying to conceive brought a prescription and the drug was a contraceptive. I was shocked and asked her again and she said it was her doctor that told her to buy it, I asked if she has the doctor’s number which she had. I called and I informed him of what I observed, and he took his time to explain the whole concept….. I was like okay daddy, burst brain. Nah why you be gynecologist. Sold the medication everyone was happy.
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Padiki@Padiki_N
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You see how he’s not sharing the medication so the public isn’t misinformed. Brilliant stuff 👏
Bremen
@Rxbremen
Oct 2
In my internship year, a woman actively trying to conceive brought a prescription and the drug was a contraceptive. I was shocked and asked her again and she said it was her doctor that told her to buy it, I asked if she has the doctor’s number which she had. I called and I informed him of what I observed, and he took his time to explain the whole concept….. I was like okay daddy, burst brain. Nah why you be gynecologist. Sold the medication everyone was happy.
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Baby M. 👑@LifeOfMalaysia
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Come already trained i don’t have time for that shit.
SHENEKA ADAMS 🐉
@avirgoworld
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You have to train your man. They want to be trained.
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°@sadt0m_
14h
omo if una later use this game do 'how it started' e go pain me o
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Spent the last hour getting Lagos Life ready for tonight. Everything’s looking good now: zero failures, 26ms response time, and a healthy database. Sorry for the disruption earlier 😭 We’ve added ₦100k to every Lagos Life account. Welcome to the speed of light era ⚡ #LagosLife
Shalom Rayhamen
@Shalom_HeyEliy
Oct 1
I grew up playing The Sims 3 and always wondered what it would be like if the Sims lived in a world inspired by ours.🤷🏽‍♀️ Then I saw @eureka_seamless riding a danfo through Lagos, and it sparked an idea: Lagos Life Sims. Take a look around. Who knows, you might make a new friend in the Sims world. lagoslife.eliysites.com/
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Ejikemi
@Erotic_shoppe
Oct 2
Women are getting bolder these days. Love it 👏
jajanken@yettybabyy_
Sep 26
I have this kogi boy, his dick is stupidly big 😂eveytime we fuck it’s always like he’s on crack
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Tijo Tergo
@temiakanmode
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Men are a special creation, honestly. Buy a man the world and he'll say "thank you." A few days later, buy him biscuit and juice at the exact moment he needs it, and he'll carry on like you handed him gold. Amazing creatures.
Tobi🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿@not_tobyy
Oct 1
hit gold with her icl❤️
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I grew up playing The Sims 3 and always wondered what it would be like if the Sims lived in a world inspired by ours.🤷🏽‍♀️ Then I saw @eureka_seamless riding a danfo through Lagos, and it sparked an idea: Lagos Life Sims. Take a look around. Who knows, you might make a new friend in the Sims world. lagoslife.eliysites.com/
Eureka
@eureka_seamless
Sep 26
I built a game where you drive a danfo through Lagos 🚌 Load passengers, dodge okadas, beat the traffic. Plays in your browser, no download. danfo.horpey.dev/ #LagosRun #Lagos #IndieGame

Lagos Run: drive the danfo

Ojuelegba to Yaba. Pick up passengers, dodge the go-slow, top the live leaderboard.

danfo.horpey.dev
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IF GAMES IS NOT LUCRATIVE WE NEED NIGERIAN TEMU!!! WE NEED NIGERIAN APPS CONNECTING AGENTS TO LANDLORD WE NEED LOGISTICS THAT CAN DELIVER IN MINUTES THE WAY CHOWDECK DOES WE NEED NIGERIAN AMAZONS WE NEED APPS FOR SERVICE PROVIDERS eg plumbing , carpentry WE NEED NIGERIAN YOUTUBE. LEAVE FINTECH ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!! LEAVE FINTECH ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!! LEAVE FINTECH ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!! LEAVE FINTECH ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!! LEAVE FINTECH ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!! LEAVE FINTECH ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!! You’ll wanna make payment on some apps or websites, you’ll be seeing more than 7 payment options . Pay with verve . Paystack, opay, transfer , monnify, etccc
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@Damilolawo1a
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DEAR STARTUP FOUNDERS, LEAVE FINTECH!!!!!!!!!!! WE NEED GAMES! WE NEED GAMES! WE NEED GAMES! WE NEED GAMES! WE NEED GAMES! WE NEED GAMES! WE NEED GAMES! WE NEED GAMES! WE NEED GAMES! WE NEED GAMES! WE NEED GAMES! WE NEED GAMES! WE NEED GAMES!
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Alhaji
@yeankhar
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I say I dey find PA, my wife say make I employ her. Make I dey sleep with my PA? SMH!!
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tobi jacobs!
@thejacobsss
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i believe in him like maddd.
Chude
@Chude_ND1
Oct 1
“Within the first one year, Nigerians will begin to see tangible impacts of purposeful and effective leadership.” — HE Peter Obi’s 1st October speech.
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mau🫦@smaaaau
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i never see una o😭
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Jindu
@Phils_Cassidy
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Need help for Mercor and micro1 It’s all here.
Jindu
@Phils_Cassidy
Oct 1
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