@_jonathanmiguel

Communication Journalism Degree (USC) • Assistant Accounting • Little Monster

Orlando, FL
Joined August 2012
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en una cena familiar, mi tío dijo que las mujeres eran "demasiado débiles" para trabajos físicamente exigentes. Mi abuela lo miró y dijo: "Yo di a luz sin anestesia. Vos llamaste a una ambulancia por cálculos renales". La mesa quedó completamente en silencio.
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In 1979, a woman named Elvita Adams attempted to commit suicide by jumping off the Empire State Building. She jumped from the 86th floor, but was blown back onto the 85th by a strong gust of wind. She survived.
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O melhor edit do Lula será sempre o próximo
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Imagina fugir do debate contra o cara que fez isso com o seu pai:
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imagina um presidente de 80 anos comprar briga com a elite econômica pra te dar mais um dia de folga no trabalho sem reduzir seu salário e vc votar no adversário filho do cara que bolou um plano pra matar ele
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A party with multiple fugitives and Ken Paxton is still the sketchiest guy in the room.
Replying to @efindell
In Dubai, Paxton and his girlfriend watched fireworks at a party with two fugitives who had failed to return to the U.S. to face federal healthcare fraud charges. One of them, Anosh Ahmed, had donated $190,000 to Paxton. wsj.com/politics/policy/ken-… w/ @MarkMaremont @jdawsey1
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Toda la ultraderecha internacional defiende pedofilos. Toda.
🇺🇸 Mulher exibe t-shirt com a inscrição “Divulguem os ficheiros Epstein!” e é violentamente espancada pelo público MAGA, ontem durante o comício de Trump.
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🚨Moción para anexar al restaurante @RaicesRest (realmente una fonda glorificada) a la lista negra de Don Cir por MALA PAGA🚨 ¡Páguenle al muShaSho!
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The horse carriage industry is coming to an end in New York City. Our administration will make sure workers and owners are protected and the horses are safe.
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This guy has done for more for NYC in 9 months than any Republican has done for America in 9 years.
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani moves to ban horse-drawn carriages in NYC.
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back when the competition was real
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Lady Gaga in 2011 Mind you… she only had 2 studio albums out and barely 3 years in the music industry.
Nobody else’s pvssy was lookin like this in 2016 btw
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Kinda funny Hilary was early 60s and Madonna was late 50s and she portrayed herself as this young cartoon in comparison
Hillary gonna Snatch that Presidency so Watch out!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸She's A GIRL GONE WILD!💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎉🎉🎉
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JD Vance running around the country saying he’s fighting health care fraud while his nominee for the senate in TX who he completely supports is partying in Dubai with a guy whole stole over $300 million in health care fraud and gave Paxton $190,000. This is the Republican Party.
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Wow! Ken Paxton is done! The Wall Street Journal just published this video reportedly showing Paxton partying in Dubai with fugitives. This is the end. He should definitely resign.
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MAGA influencers had a meltdown over a fake Talarico "scandal" but will be completely silent over this very real Ken Paxton one.
🚨 BREAKING: Ken Paxton caught partying in Dubai with fugitives indicted for embezzlement. The fugitives donated nearly $200,000 to Paxton.
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Insane
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The post contains invalid zipcode 32987 doesn’t exist and digitally altered or AI images On adding the above items to cart on walmart.com - Miami Supercenter, the cost comes to $23.93 today in Oct 2026.
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It really is crazy how much of a difference there is on this platform right now after Ukraine started bombing Russian data centers. UKRAINE, if you were listening keep bombing the data centers.
Zelensky is a Genius: Trump: "I'm buying oil from Putin, which will help fund the war against Ukraine." Zelensky: "Ok then I'm blowing up all the Yandex Data centers in Russia, which host the bot Traffic that Putin uses to Help Trump cause chaos in the US elections. Checkmate!"
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Bro is everything the right claims george soros is.
🔴 News - Elon Musk quietly dropped $276 million on the GOP midterms, including $158 million to a Senate super PAC in one of the largest political donations ever.
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THE DATA CENTERS ARE GODDAMN BOT FARMS.
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