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Communication Journalism Degree (USC) • Assistant Accounting • Little Monster
Orlando, FL
Joined August 2012
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JONATHAN MIGUEL retweeted
en una cena familiar, mi tío dijo que las mujeres eran "demasiado débiles" para trabajos físicamente exigentes. Mi abuela lo miró y dijo: "Yo di a luz sin anestesia. Vos llamaste a una ambulancia por cálculos renales". La mesa quedó completamente en silencio.
JONATHAN MIGUEL retweeted
In 1979, a woman named Elvita Adams attempted to commit suicide by jumping off the Empire State Building. She jumped from the 86th floor, but was blown back onto the 85th by a strong gust of wind. She survived.
JONATHAN MIGUEL retweeted
imagina um presidente de 80 anos comprar briga com a elite econômica pra te dar mais um dia de folga no trabalho sem reduzir seu salário e vc votar no adversário filho do cara que bolou um plano pra matar ele
JONATHAN MIGUEL retweeted
A party with multiple fugitives and Ken Paxton is still the sketchiest guy in the room.
Replying to @efindell
In Dubai, Paxton and his girlfriend watched fireworks at a party with two fugitives who had failed to return to the U.S. to face federal healthcare fraud charges. One of them, Anosh Ahmed, had donated $190,000 to Paxton.
wsj.com/politics/policy/ken-… w/ @MarkMaremont @jdawsey1
JONATHAN MIGUEL retweeted
🚨Moción para anexar al restaurante @RaicesRest (realmente una fonda glorificada) a la lista negra de Don Cir por MALA PAGA🚨
¡Páguenle al muShaSho!
JONATHAN MIGUEL retweeted
The horse carriage industry is coming to an end in New York City.
Our administration will make sure workers and owners are protected and the horses are safe.
Lady Gaga in 2011
Mind you… she only had 2 studio albums out and barely 3 years in the music industry.
JONATHAN MIGUEL retweeted
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Wow!
Ken Paxton is done!
The Wall Street Journal just published this video reportedly showing Paxton partying in Dubai with fugitives.
This is the end. He should definitely resign.
JONATHAN MIGUEL retweeted
MAGA influencers had a meltdown over a fake Talarico "scandal" but will be completely silent over this very real Ken Paxton one.
🚨 BREAKING: Ken Paxton caught partying in Dubai with fugitives indicted for embezzlement.
The fugitives donated nearly $200,000 to Paxton.
JONATHAN MIGUEL retweeted
Insane
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On adding the above items to cart on walmart.com - Miami Supercenter, the cost comes to $23.93 today in Oct 2026.
JONATHAN MIGUEL retweeted
It really is crazy how much of a difference there is on this platform right now after Ukraine started bombing Russian data centers.
UKRAINE, if you were listening keep bombing the data centers.
































