Yes they happened according to his divine plan, because every thing happens according to his will because it’s impossible otherwise because he is omnipotent.
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Top 5 defenses of a guillotine
5. If you outlaw guillotines then only outlaws have guillotines
4. Right to bear necks
3. The only thing that stops a bad guy with a guillotine is a good guy with a guillotine
2. Guillotines don’t kill people, people kill people.
1. You can have my guillotine when you pry it from my cold dead hands
This afternoon our officers seized a guillotine, which they spotted in the bed of a pickup truck along the 100 block of East Capitol Street.
You can learn more about the arrest here: tinyurl.com/2suh8amn
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After his crushing and deeply embarrassing defeat to Candace Owens today, Andrew Wilson has decided to regroup, rebuild, and return to the competition level where he first made a name for himself:
Debating hookers.
🤖 Made with AI
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2016: Stronger Together
2020: Build Back Better
2024: We’re Not Going Back
2026: Shut Up You Ugly Fuck
We’ve been polite long enough.
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MAGA: Trump’s mean tweets are based and how real Americans talk.
@TheDemocrats: @StephenM is an ugly fuck.
MAGA:
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“All gas, no brakes.”
Most of the worst gerrymandering is not even in Democratic states—but this is getting out of hand.
Texas districts stretch 300 miles. Democrats are at least putting it to voters in California and Virginia.
When Trump calls, Republicans follow. If Florida pushes this forward, it is going to get messy, and Republicans will not win
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Also, this b!tch has a head shaped like a big toe.
The AI rework on the left should be criminal!
