@_keithgraham

Ex Vice President of Acacia. Blue Chew Connoisseur. Falcon Breeder. Crimmy and Creamy. "Him". Mitch McConnell’s spirit animal.

 Bloomington, IN
Joined October 2024
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This one goes out to all the liberal woman
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Just add some fancy weird looking vegetables to ur dog food slop bowl and a woman thinks you can cook.
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Dark haired girls are so hard to listen too. Nails on a chalk board.
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Hot girl summer is over, time for sensitive young white boy autumn
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Yeah it fucking is
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Just wait till I start listening to my own advice, yall ain’t ready.
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The past 7 hours felt like 1 hour
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If this parlay doesn’t hit I won’t have any money for nicotine
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John Mayer October
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Get inside my fat ass mouth
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Talking to Claude like it’s motherfucking Jarvis.
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Anyone have a good parlay for the day? Got $25 bonus bets 🕺🏻. Tryna win myself some lunch
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Going to bed at 11pm on a Saturday. Feel like a faggot
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Everyday I wake up and wish I was born a southern man
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I think my fart was a poop
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#DOX GET FUCKED PUSSY. FOUND OUT WHO YOU REALLY ARE!! @C1Gten
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I smell like beer and farts
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PASS THE DAMN BALL!!!
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Do not eat spicy Chinese food after a couple brews. I’m shitting piss rn. So much pain.
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So how long do I wait till I throw a bitch fit or give the silent treatment cause I wasn’t posted for bf day?
Keith “E” Graham PhD@_keithgraham
Oct 3
Wonder how long it’ll take the wife to realize it’s national bf day. I’m not gonna say anything and then throw a fit like she would if she takes too long
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