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koizu

@_koizu

scumfucker general streamer (eventually?) nuisance (always) tries hard to look cool, definitely isn't cool.

 crusty underhalf of england
Joined March 2025
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The year is 2035. You are in the uk. It is illegal to wank. It is illegal to own a phone. It is illegal to have opinions. The retirement age is 103. It is 42° outside. Cars still don’t fly. Even pigeons are committing suicide
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Patrick Stewart couldn't bear to live in a UK without BBW facesitting, and I get it.
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VICO
@Vicophobia01Oct 28
I AM AUTISTIC ENOUGH TO BE BURNT OUT BY WORKING ANY FULL TIME JOB BUT NOT AUTISTIC ENOUGH TO GET DISABILITY SO I GOTTA KEEP WORKING MY ENTIRE LIFE I LOVE THIS
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Pet play but I just really want you to put me down.
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cyberpunk is full of memeable things that just happen to you while playing. 0 scripting necessary
𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐬 ☭ (@TheSashaExpress) profile picture𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐬 ☭@TheSashaExpressOct 27
The funniest part about this image is the fact it’s just a straight up screenshot. No editing needed or anything, just pure game.
Image from 𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐬 ☭ (@TheSashaExpress)
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vtubers when they see their regulars in another person's chat
cor 🌱 ffxiv sprout @ shadowbringers (@_coromoor) profile picturecor 🌱 ffxiv sprout @ shadowbringers@_coromoorOct 26
wol finding the scions on the first
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this weeks schedule!! tuesday: shift at midnight with @Nichiiexe @croverload @_koizu @TheOshmo_ thursday: bloodborne!! (wheelspin every death) saturday: mystery game and maybe some other spooky stuff!! sunday: i am one year older yay
Image from Mack (scary) 💫 (@mackunderscore)
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Softboy@softboy_wOct 25
when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks
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Image from Kiyoomi 🩵🐾🩷 (@Its_Kiyoomi)
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girl your body is chippy tea
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“Naki kyoku” Wata fixed camera Thanks Barcelona Sold Out Show! The EURO & UK tour is going Great. We’re halfway through. I’d love to see you in your city! Pink 20th anniversary EURO&UK Tour 2026 w/ Planning for Burial 25-10 FR Toulouse - Le Rex SOLD OUT 27-10 CH Aarau - Kiff 28-10 DE Cologne - Helios37 SOLD OUT 29-10 DE Osnabrück - Bastard Club 30-10 DE Berlin - Bi Nuu SOLD OUT 31-10 PL Krakow - Hype Park 01-11 PL Warsaw - Niebo 02-11 LT Vilnius - Lufta 03-11 LV Riga - Vagonu Hall 04-11 FI Helsinki - Kult 06-11 SE Stockholm - Hus 7 07-11 SE Malmö - Plan B 08-11 NO Oslo - Parkteatret 10-11 DK Aarhus - Voxhall 11-11 DE Hamburg - Bhf Pauli 12-11 NL Utrecht - De Helling SOLD OUT 13-11 DE Bochum - Bhf Langendreer 14-11 DE Leipzig - UT Connewitz 15-11 CZ Brno - Kabinet MÚZ SOLD OUT 16-11 CZ Brno - Kabinet MÚZ SOLD OUT
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This is now my headcanon #kroniijokes
Ouro Kronii⏳hololive (@ourokronii) profile pictureOuro Kronii⏳hololive
@ourokroniiOct 24
Shoutout to the two babies that took turns crying on the plane for hours nonstop you guys have a real potential in screamo
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Here's another Elder Emo @Nichiiexe with something to say! ☆ Saturday November 14th 9PM UTC/GMT ☆
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Conrad Hauser (@gijoeguy84) profile pictureConrad Hauser@gijoeguy84Oct 22
Sorry for putting Alex “gays frogs” Jones on your feed. Did not expect to him do an excellent reenactment of the “Unicron reformats Megatron into Galvatron” scene from Transformers the 86 movie. Like… he nails Frank Welker’s cadence and clearly watched it dozens of times….
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Miku
@HatsuneMikuOct 23
Cursed.
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it's really hard being in your 30s and doing all the things you should have done 10 years ago while all your peers have families and shit
goro akechi if he was a trans man (@5huake) profile picturegoro akechi if he was a trans man@5huakeOct 21
Many people seem to fail to grasp that a core symptom of autism is developmental delay. There is no shame in being childish as a result of your autism and I wish allistics weren't so mean about it
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A lil word from Head Elder Emo @PunkBrockVT ☆ Saturday November 14th 9PM UTC/GMT ☆
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Will you ascend to gamer heaven? or descend to cringe hell?! It's time to read YOUR cringe confessionals!! twitch.tv/jummy with @MOONBTCH
Image from Jummy 🎪 (@JummysWorld)
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seeing the waiter pass by your table 3 times with the exact same meal you ordered but they keep giving it to other people
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