kp ! retweeted
ALSO lmk if you have a beautiful cheap 1 bed apartment my partner and i can move into end of june/july <3
in winter u might find money or chapsticks in ur coat pockets ... i just pulled out a pair of shorts from last summer and found dirty bandaid, candy wrapper, and twigs
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iphone 13 mini with a pink case is missing!! help get this back to kelly [email protected]
every time i go to bed i have the most ground breaking thoughts abt my thesis and then i wake up, head empty and at peace ❤️thank god
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as the youngest (and cutest) member of the family i cheat at every game we play (and it’s adorable and no one ever gets mad at me for it !!!!)
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read tweet, comments go to wikepedia click on every related article go back to tweet next comment repeat
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opening up an 'annotate bib and outline' for a final that was due in like october - blessed to discover that at one point in the semester, i CARED
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when u end up w extra lighter in ur pocket after a night out and ur happily surprised but also u know one of ur friends is missing theirs so u feel a little sad for them … schadenfreude ?
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kp ! retweeted
Don’t really drunk text but I’ll have two coffees on an empty stomach and send the most humiliating message of my life before 10am











