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Uni will humble you, one minute you're the brilliant student, next minute you're begging for 1 mark.
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no estás horny, mi amor: estás deprimida y tu cerebro está mendigando un poquito de contacto humano, oxitocina y dopamina
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why does someone suddenly become 10x hotter when you realize they’re wanted by other people?? 😭
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These shawties lowkey put more effort into catching you cheating than the actual relationship.