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| b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’s̶ name |@_maybe_not_ever7 Oct 2018

I'm not mad at your funny tweet with spelling errors, just disappointed.

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| b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’s̶ name |@_maybe_not_everSep 21

*in a toxic relationship with the U.S. government*

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| b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’s̶ name |@_maybe_not_everSep 3

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Ethereal Trash Fire@etherealraccoon25 Mar 2024

look, before I work on myself, does anyone like me insane

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@OlisehateshitttAug 23

We've made life look like we only came to find money and die.

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| b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’s̶ name |@_maybe_not_everAug 15

used to be impressive when i ordered over $30 of fast food for myself—now that’s just the price of a small fry, anyone can do it

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| b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’s̶ name | retweeted

𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛

@muheediva01Jul 29

who tf is keeping boss baby in the top 10 on netflix

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People with good taste in music don’t stick to one genre.

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Trey@treydaywayJul 28

1pm - 3pm is actually 15 hrs long

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| b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’s̶ name |@_maybe_not_everJul 21

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Andrew Guenther

@codebrewedJul 19

I love how TSA rules are different at every airport and they look at you like you're a fucking idiot when you don't speak their regional dialect of security theater.

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Zack Bornstein@ZackBornsteinJul 21

Every time I pay $400 for groceries, I just have to remind myself to be grateful for the new White House ballroom and the war in Iran

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| b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’s̶ name |@_maybe_not_everJul 21

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garbage cock+@lscrapl23 Apr 2024

nothing to prove is top tier freedom

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| b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’s̶ name |@_maybe_not_everJul 21

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Nayele18@nayele18maybeJul 20

Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about

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| b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’s̶ name |@_maybe_not_everJul 21

i don’t update this app until i’m forced to and each time is worse than the last. if i wanted my own garbage front & center i would’ve already done it

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| b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’s̶ name |@_maybe_not_everJul 11

“mom, what’s a ham job?”

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@TheTweetOfGodJul 11

Just because someone else is stupid doesn't mean you're not.

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the older I get, the fucker the no

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•ultra glitch•@highsieze6Jul 5

you looked so beautiful flooding me with information

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LL Gabagool Jay@LLGabagoolJay21 Jul 2022

Anyone else have to spell some words when their dog is around?

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•ultra glitch•@highsieze6Jul 2

sorry i called ur magic wand a stick

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@TheTweetOfGodJun 30

Sometimes we get too busy wishing one particular person dead that we forget about all the other people we wish dead.

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having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

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