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how i sleep at night knowing i’m never the problem
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wtf is this shit (I’m still going)
Dua Lipa, SZA and Tame Impala will reportedly headline Coachella 2027, TMZ reports.
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Pavi went crazy and she’s just 9, she’s gonna be a goat
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I don't want to see a celebrity dressed as another celebrity. I want this dumb shit.
Alex Consani as a Thumb-Thumb from ‘Spy Kids’ for Halloween.
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Olandria dressed as Naomi Campbell for Halloween.
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Please take micki ninaj instead 😭
SIR PATRICK STEWART (1940-2026) Before everything else, Patrick was defined by being born and bred in Yorkshire, the proud county in the north of England which he loved to the end. You could hear it in his accented voice and in the stern honesty with which he told you what he thought and felt. Yorkshiremen have no truck with half-truths or avoidance of big issues. He wore his heart on his sleeve, which made him a man to rely on, to admire and in my case, love. We first met as ambitious young actors with the Royal Shakespeare Company half a century ago but we weren’t in the same productions. My first strong memory was a few years later, meeting him in the street in central London when he told me about an offer to take over a leading part in 'Star Trek'. “But Patrick think of your stage career in the UK. Do you really want to risk—getting lost in Hollywood for years and years?”. Well, he took the risk and thank goodness for us all that he did for not just his devoted Trekkies but film and theatre audiences, who marvelled at his using international celebrity to star in a string of cinema successes ('X-Men' of course) and in great classical plays by Shakespeare, Ibsen, Arthur Miller, Peter Shaffer, Pinter and Beckett at Stratford-upon-Avon, in London’s West End and on Broadway. America was his adopted home, where he met his adored Sunny who has cared for him through sickness and health, through thick and thin. But he never forsook his origins: and the proudest achievement of the most respected and beloved actor of his generation on either side of the Atlantic, was his appointment as Chancellor of Huddersfield University in Yorkshire. His farewell performance in 'Avengers: Doomsday' is yet to be seen. Ian McKellen 29 October 2026 Photo: University of Huddersfield
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Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato reunite to recreate the ‘Princess Protection Program’ poster.
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Nigga thats Tyler The Creator
Wdym you dressed up as Pepper from American Horror Story for Halloween?
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I thought professor snape stepped up
BREAKING: Acne Studios taps former Balenciaga artistic director Martina Tiefenthaler as Creative Director
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Just a reminder: Bad Bunny is a US citizen. Nicki Minaj is not.
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Wdym you dressed up as Pepper from American Horror Story for Halloween?
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this was iconic cause why did someone dress up as shaggy when he drank the potion and magically transitioned in scooby doo 2: monsters unleashed 😭😭😭
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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Chlöe Bailey as hot Meg Griffin for Halloween.
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That’s Halloween set I guess
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this was brilliant asf
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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googled backrooms and found this. Good morning.
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Rain is dangerous for horny people
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Alex Consani.🪡
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