When first I appear I seem delirious, but when explained I'm nothing serious. Publishing professional. She/her. Pacifist. Free Palestine. Protect trans rights
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See, my whole problem is that all I want to be doing is reading and eating bread, but I have to do other stuff in order to buy bread and books.
A thing I love about a trickster character is when he's put on trial and everyone realizes that even if he's guilty, they're still rooting for him and trying to get him acquitted bc he's a lovable rogue and if he dies their lives will be worse and boring.
I went to the grocery store before this storm started like a proper grown-up and now I have plenty of snacks to get me through the weekend. This is gonna be perfect reading weather even if we lose power bc you know I've got a bunch of candles.
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Uh oh! Woman Experienced Something Nice and Realized She’s Been Living Badly
Two weeks ago I gave a Gen Z coworker shit about not reading Ivanhoe and then she started reading Ivanhoe.
I did realize I was the weird one for having read Ivanhoe but now we're both weird.
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Call me a socialist but if your business model collapses the second you have to pay people fairly, you don’t have a business model, you have a labor camp.
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JUST IN: Singapore is cracking down on people blasting music & videos on public transportation, with violators now facing fines of up to $500 SGD.
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I fear a lot of people forget that the entire romcom genre has the lack of realism as its main pillar, not only because real men suck, but also cause characters find themselves in unrealistic scenarios and situations and nothing is taken too seriously
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phones in movie theaters bring out my inner fascist. what really bothers me isn’t even that the phone light is distracting (which it is), it’s that we as a society have decided on rules for this space and you think your case is special and you get to break them
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stephen king in 1986: as we all know there are seven types of people in this world: fat, jewish, annoying, black, hypochondriac, girl, and extremely successful author that everybody loves and who pulls and is the main character and did i mention all of the others like him best?
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my favorite fall activity is stepping outside and not being hot and pissed off
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I say this in the nicest way possible. People think Mamdani has power over the NYPD bc they believe we live in a democracy. The NYPD is a mafia-like military force that protects big capital and empire. They are above Mamdani in the order of power.
Mamdani does not have legal authority to arrest Netanyahu, something you should've been able to figure out 3 seconds after he announced his plan to do it. He did not campaign on this promise, he campaigned on affordability. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
He shouldn't have said he'd do it, he should've just called on someone party to the Rome Statute to do it, but no one should've believed he was actually going to have the guy arrested. You guys are too old to be believing that
We should totally be party to the Rome Statute tho
