quadfather

dark mode

i was told it is now hoevember. also mini hiatus incoming but i shall return

there is something deeply and inexplicably wrong with me

good morning goobers are you ready? for what you ask? idk

i’m so annoying

display and username now match someone say good job

goob morning bbs

happy NNN gooners

missed the opportunity to tweet this but: Halloweenie

guys, I just finished an entire round of golf and didn’t lose a single golf ball. someone pat me on the butt, please

i’m like if an idiot was also a loser

this may be the last cocktober post of 2026

groping. i’m thinking about groping

the bicep media market is too saturated right now can’t even post biceps

no one got this reference i’m devastated

i’ve decided I will tweet random thoughts of my choosing today, this is not a manic episode

in the realm of bizarre trades, i would absolutely trade one of my toes to be rid of my astigmatism

Adobe just automatically switched my font to wingdings is that my sign to leave?

can’t believe cocktober is almost over