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Samantha🥀 retweeted
yes i want to fuck you every day but i also want to make you some lemon and honey tea when you're sick and take care of you
Samantha🥀 retweeted
Kidnapping has become so normalized in this country that it no longer makes the news.
2 of my friends were kidnapped on their way to Ibadan and it’s not even making the news.
Fuck APC for real, ruined this country
Samantha🥀 retweeted
All I ask of you all next Friday at ARDOUR is that when the other side hits you, don’t hold back
If the music makes you cry, cry
If it makes you raise your hands, do it
If it moves something in you, let it
We created this safe space for a reason, let the music have you 🧡
Samantha🥀 retweeted
You have PVC o
You don’t have PVC o
Come out on Election Day!
Let those who can, vote
And those who can’t, help voters defend their votes.
Samantha🥀 retweeted
Beuhhhh @muri_thunderr is on a generational run V series up next hopefully
Samantha🥀 retweeted
One of the colleagues snitched
There’s this guy who has been asking my colleague out. He owns a small restaurant on the Island, and every day by 12pm, he sends his dispatch rider to bring lunch for her.
When I say lunch, I don’t mean small chops o. I’m talking correct stir-fry pasta, hot party jollof, sometimes assorted pepper soup with rice, etc. He literally made a food menu for her. So by 11am, she’s already anticipating correct food by 12pm.
One of my colleagues jokingly said, “I hope you’re dating this man o, because he’s really intentional about you.”
This babe opened her mouth and said, “Dating who? I can’t date him o. He’s not my type. I just love the food, so let me keep giving him false hope.”
Yesterday, the man didn’t send lunch, so we were curious. We noticed she kept checking her phone every minute, waiting for the dispatch rider’s call.
By 2pm, she called the man to find out why he hadn’t sent food. The guy told her to give him a response, yes or no, on whether she was going to date him so he could channel his time and attention elsewhere.
This babe started shouting, “So because of your rubbish food that you bring every day, you’re giving me an ultimatum to choose whether I’ll date you or not?”
Before she could complete the sentence, the guy hung up on her. 😂😂😂
Her eyes were looking red. Everybody in the office was just laughing at her.
She thinks she’s Miss Universe. Glad the guy finally knows his worth.
You don’t want to date somebody, but you love eating his food. 😂
My gender!
Samantha🥀 retweeted
No because based on the snippets of things I’ve seen that ARDOUR has coming up, I can tell you this is not an edition to attend alone, I’m already looking for somebody i have an insane amount of lust for, and I suggest some of you start making plus one arrangements too.
I’m not about to be left out. 😭
Samantha🥀 retweeted
You people don’t even understand.
I swear you can’t understand.
Samantha🥀 retweeted
Replying to @7okomadam
@7okomadam and @muri_thunderr are playing for gt, yayyyyyyyyyy.





























