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Amy Dunne apologist

Joined August 2015
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Exactly what my Back need
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Hardest merch ever
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FAKE OUT 📺 @espn #NCAAWLAX x @NULax
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NATTY SUNDAY!!! 🦅🥍 #ForBoston🦅
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If white people don’t have culture then explain shower beers
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I’m this delusional btw
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borrowing a friends car and texting them a picture of it completely submerged in a lake fifteen minutes later
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They always say quit while you’re ahead but I think there’s a lot to be said about quitting while you’re behind as well
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We need to destigmatize candles as gifts. Candles are actually really expensive and nice to receive
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teenagers are animals, like I used to get home from track and eat a whole rotisserie chicken as a snack
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6th graders will not be silenced
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up, he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!” ““I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
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I’m learning that it’s ok to stop talking
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I’m addicted to saying weird shit for no reason why did i just walk out of my office and say “don’t have too much fun without me” like shut up
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Adoption is an alternative to parenting. Abortion is an alternative to pregnancy. If you do not want to be pregnant, adoption isn't relevant to the conversation. Pregnancy can be a dangerous endeavor and we can't force people to go through it.
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