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Glasgow, Scotland
Joined October 2011
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When Omar Suleiman said you might have been someone’s accepted dua in the past still has me contemplating all these days later. Who asked for someone like me to be put on this earth- was it a stranger in need or ancestor🥹
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This has to be worse than the Zoella advent calendar lool
I just watched a TikTok video of a lady who bought SKIMS’ Advent Calendar for 148 USD and I kid you not, these are all the things in it.
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Remember when cheese and onion bakes used to be 70p
greggs prices starting to look a bit ridiculous now
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£5k fine or 6 months in prison if you set fireworks off in my area including in the garden and I’m so glad cos my area would turn into a war zone every year
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We made history. 🇵🇸
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Damn. I thought muslims weren't allow to cook pigs?
“Donald, look, I know you struggled with my name. So after JD [Vance] swears me in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.” — Abdul El-Sayed to Donald Trump after winning the midterm election
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For the first time in US history, the country has both a Muslim mayor and senator.
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Cuando tienes 30 pero te dicen que pareces de veintitantos
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struggling to come up with other goals for next year
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Umrah is not a honeymoon destination what is wrong with people?? People need to stop trying to romanticise a spiritual journey.
My cousin married early this year, family wanted him to go do an Umrah w his wife as honeymoon instead he saved up the money and went to Malaysia, uploading stories from Danum Valley hanging out with fucking Orangutans and sharing pics in family Whatsapp groups Insane rage bait
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when you’re in love with the moon.. no star distracts you
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Not a coffee drinker at all but the new golden hazel latte tasted so good 😍
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Why don’t you put the mother and sisters in the car boot? Men might look into the window when stopped at a traffic light.
front seat is not for mothers, wives, or sisters. It's reserved for fathers and brothers. a man who is not Dayooth will never let his wife, mother, or sister sit in the front seat, because people can see thru the front mirrors who is sitting in the car.
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I hate evening plans in winter cos trying to doing make-up when it’s getting dark pmo cos I can’t see if I’m putting on too much or too little 😭🤣
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Rhabdomyolysis 🪄
medical terminologies that sound like harry potter spells?
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this is what Ed Sheeran was trying to silence
macklemore met injured Palestinian children who survived the genocide in Gaza who attended his Paris concert
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me and who
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Feels so weird for it to be this dead and boring on a night shift when my last two were so manic I didn’t even have time to touch my phone. The people you work with also makes a huge difference cos I’m not stressed about making sure things are getting done.
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Damn these wee kids making me feel old aaf cos hashtags were literally the point of twitter!!! #followforfollow #gobacktotiktok
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I want this but don’t like leaving the house or pay attention to my surroundings when outside. Also my RBF will scare them off 🤣
I hope I meet my person by accident. No dating apps, no matchmaking, no one trying to set us up. Just two people living their own lives and somehow finding each other.
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