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Lagos, Nigeria
Joined September 2020
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Made the easiest pasta dish tonight… 5 ingredients, 20 mins, tastes like it took way longer. Ingredient: • Pasta • Garlic • Pepper mix • Chicken breast • Soy sauce Boil pasta, fry garlic and pepper mix in oil, toss together, top with soy sauce . That’s it. Try it tonight.
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Replying to @Cristiano
FOOTBALL LOST A PLAYER TODAY IN TENERIFE. Read The Room Man RIP JESUS DE MIGUEL ❤️ 🕊️
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This Man City team are not a special, all they do is cheat to win their games. They needed an offside goal to win against United and yesterday, they needed a red card to win against Liverpool. I can’t wait for Arsenal to school them again this season.
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avoid any girl wey dey use iphone xr this week, as the phone dey hot naso their blood dey hot
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even bear no fit bear am again 😂😂life don touch am
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It’s weird how one minute you see someone full of life, and the next, you hear that they’re dead. There’s really a thin line between life and death.
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How can Barcelona sign me before January? I want to prove to Real Madrid that I’m a better midfielder than Tchouaméni.
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“I’m almost there” na international language for “I never leave house.”👋🤪
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This week, when helpers are coming your way, may they not meet our enemies for direction🙏
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Would you rewatch your entire life with your family for 100 million naira?😁
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I can’t wait to get my spark back I’m tired of being such a sad girl
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What actually made this oil anointing oil?
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Are you guys still playing Lagos life or you have moved on with real life?
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Some of you don't miss your ex. You miss the financial assistance and sex.
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living in nigeria will humble your “money is not everything” philosophy before the month ends
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How can I sue Temu cos I was sure I read very well before I placed the order😞 what i ordered what i got
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“$500k confirmed” I go first wear adieu papa top with skinny jeans for one week so dem go cut me off
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If you like pick Raya as your striker, no one cares.
Merino - 109 mins played- 3 goals - 1 assist Gyokeres - 360mins played - 4 goals - 0 assists. As a manager, I know who I will pick. But fans won't be happy about it. But I will still pick him anyway… ARTETA BETTER BE SMART HERE!!!
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nobody realised that Jesus talking to 5000 people without a microphone was also a miracle, we only focused on the bread and fish 😂
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I dey work like craźè person and babe wey like to beg me for money dey watch Spider-Man Brand new day. Oya nau 👏
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😂😂😂💔What is this again.
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