Snapchat : twojaysssssss (7s) | Mastered the Dark Art of Self Sufficiency.
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Jesus & TwoJays retweeted
Ego hit you like this
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na my bro be This. I know am personally. please help in any way you can. every like, reposT/ share helps amplify his voice and To help raise fund his dialysis and a kidney TransplanT surgery
THIS is the reality of living with stage 5 KIDNEY Failure. 😔
My Central~Line Catheter is now part of everyday life, keeping me alive through dialysis every day most times nights while i wait for a Transplant.
Sharing the realities of Kidney Failure
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7 BILLION DOLLAR crypto hack came from a homebrew install from someone tryna vibecode something 😭
I keep seeing the same stories on my TL. If it’s not a LinkedIn tweet, it’s some Gen Z buhaha or some Naija guy who’s girlfriend this or that. Elon why?
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The misinformation on this app is too much. Most Dutch people will automatically switch to English because they don’t like to waste anyone’s time. You can politely ask them to continue in Dutch if that’s what you want but what do I know 🙄
If you're foreigner living in the Netherlands do not, I repeat do not try to speak Dutch while trying to do something related with business. Just ask them to speak English to you. If you try to speak Dutch, no matter how good, they will know you're a foreigner and they'll walk over you, while by speaking English they lose their edge. Oh, by the way that works with government authorities as well as the police.
You can thank me later.
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Jesus & TwoJays retweeted
Things that never happened lmao
There’s a Gen Z lady at my workplace who applied for 4 days of annual leave.
Her leave started on Thursday, and she was expected back on Monday.
But she resumed on Wednesday.
When HR asked why she added two extra days without approval, she calmly explained:
“My leave started on Thursday. Friday was my first leave day, Saturday and Sunday were weekends, and Monday was my second working day. I still had two working days left, so I used Tuesday and Wednesday to complete my four days.”
Jesus & TwoJays retweeted
Patriarchy existed to STOP OTHER MEN.
You really think men invented patriarchy to hold YOU down? You are too weak, too fragile, too irrelevant for men to waste invention on you.
Men invented patriarchy to protect their lands, food, money, resources, women and children FROM MEN.
500 years ago women didn't know what patriarchy was because it was SURVIVAL.
No police. No 911. No guns. No cell phones. If a rival tribe wanted you, they killed your men, raped you, took your land, took your food, and married you off to their sons or kept you as maids, servants, and sex slaves. That was history.
Patriarchy said: TOUCH HER AND YOU DIE. She belongs to this man, this family, this tribe. That was not oppression. That was a DEATH THREAT to other men to keep you safe.
Pregnancy = 9 months useless. Breastfeeding mother can't run, can't fight, baby cries and brings wolves.
Who hunted? MEN.
Who fought bears? MEN.
Who fought other men? MEN.
Who built houses in snow? MEN.
Who died in wars? 90% MEN.
If men left women alone to be "independent" in 1500, you would have gone EXTINCT in one winter. No food. No fire. No protection.
You are alive today because of patriarchy.
Modern luxury - AC, Uber Eats, iPhone, birth control, police made yall RETARDED and ungrateful. You think world was always safe.
You think animals don't hunt humans for food?
Who stopped all these? Patriarchy. Men who built walls, laws, armies, civilization so you can sit on TikTok with fake eyelashes and say "patriachy oppress me."
You are not oppressed. You are PROTECTED and too dumb to know it.
Without patriarchy, you wouldn't be CEOs. You'd be extinct or a sex slave to the strongest man in your own village that’s been conquered by the enemy.
Patriarchy is not why you are suffering. Patriarchy is why you are ALIVE to complain.
Fucking idiots what were they doing before the release of the game?
🚨💣🤯BREAKING: 95 DEPTH TACTIC 🔥
✅ EA is looking to balance this tactic
Maybe the new attacking AI in the upcoming patch will solve this. The main problem with high line/offside trap spam is that the AI Attacking doesn't know how to react. I also think it would be good to increase the stamina drain (just my opinion)
BTW, this tactic isn't even good. Not a single good player uses it. Once you master L1 + Triangle, you'll score 10+ goals against it. It's just boring because it forces you to play in a certain way. But until EA fixes it, this is the only solution.
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I will never understand why some people carry sand to the beach
On this UK marital challenge issues, I am a living victim.
I am still battling with pro max disrespect from my wife.
I was a Bank Regional manager b4 she convinced me to relocate majorly cos of the kids, getting over, I discovered she had other motives.
It has been from one hell of argument to others over the last 4 yrs since we've been here.
I have been depressed over & over again for leaving a productive life to come suffer abroad.
Most men won't come out to talk as these women use the social media to wipe up sentiments.
She allows me to have sex when she feels like & even then, it's always do whatever you want to do & get off.
Aside all the things I sold to get us over, I borrowed £15k for her school fees & when she graduated, she sent the cert to her parents in 9Ja & I only got to hear about it from family WhatsApp chat.
She's threatened to call police on me and that I will do jail term all cos I checked her phone when she was moving suspiciously & she knew i have discovered what she's hiding......
I have kept my receipt & evidences without her knowing and waiting for the day I will make my final move.
Men are suffering in this abroad but as always & cos they wont always get the right judgement, they keep quite and allow things be.
I have my plans & I know someday, she might also come to social media to seek the sympathy & I have my facts...but unfortunately, I will never allow my life to be discussed online.
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Go to LinkedIn.
My coworker takes a full hour for lunch every day, and last week someone told her, "Must be nice."
She walks out at 12:30 and comes back at 1:30. Everyone else eats at their desks with one hand on the mouse.
She didn't argue. She just smiled and said, "It is nice."
The next morning, a calendar invite went out to all 40 of us...
Are you trying to say there are more rich or well to do families in Nigeria, than LA or Miami?
There’s a reason why I can’t marry a woman from a poor family. Not because I need her money or her father’s money, but because she has a family name and reputation to protect therefore she can’t try something’s online and even in her marriage.
A lady from a well to do family won’t leave her marriage easily, because the family has a name to protect, unless her reasons are very valid or life threatening.
She won’t video herself breastfeeding her baby and post it online, or video herself half na3ed.
But a lady from a poor home, even in her poor state can still be the backbone and provider of the family, and all her errors would be covered and shielded by her family.
She has nothing to lose, no dignity to protect, anything goes for her!
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