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Artist • Interim President of Zimbabwe • Amateur Sports fan • Deadbeat Plant Dad • Joie de Vivre • 一期一会 • IG: artbywangwe 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩

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Joined January 2010
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Every single thing I set out to do will work in my favour.
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Most awaited world events;Return of Jesus;Peace in the middle East;The fall of William Ruto.Confirmation of the existence of Aliens.
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I’ve cancelled too many plans. Showing up so they don’t stop inviting me for things.
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Can someone explain why Kenya is paying Bayern €5m to play a friendly in their country? That‘s absolutely mad money for a friendly. What do they hope to gain from this?
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The niggas were right just seen a BBL during the day and that felt wrong. This shit should come out at night like a vampire.
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How I listen to people telling me things that I won’t remember the minute I start doing something else.
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Alex smh
What a BATTLE 😮 Diana Shnaider confirms her place in the semifinals with an emphatic comeback! #torayppo
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Kenya's annual inflation rate increased to 7.3% in October 2026, up from 6.8% in September; increase driven by rising food and transport costs, KNBS latest statistics show
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Eala means business 💪 Alexandra Eala is here to play in Tokyo! #torayppo
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"RUTO, upende usipende lazima nitoe HOUSING LEVY inaumiza Wakenya." ~ Sifuna
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I thought…
Mi cuerpo ya pedía tinta ✨️ gracias amigoo
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"Are you a registered voter?" - A girl's girl. The stats are exposing us, girlies please, we'll sing about suffragettes and similar movements then slack on our civic responsibility? Kenyan sisters, stand up! 💌
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Cinema. I’m rooting for Gabby but wouldn’t be mad at a Madina ring.
DREAM FORCE FIRST-EVER WNBA FINALS GAME 7 🔥 A. Reese: 15 PTS, 14 REB, 6 AST A. Gray: 23 PTS, 8-12 FG, 5 3PM R. Howard: 21 PTS, 6-11 FG, 4 3PM Series has been CINEMA 🍿
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Imagine your kids are starving with no clothes, and as a father you buy a 65-inch TV so they can watch Cocomelon in HD. That's exactly what this government is doing.
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"Separate football from politics"?? Well I have about 700 million reasons why I can't do that!!
Mnataka ku cancel game ya Bayern ju ya? Let's separate football from politics,we can Hate Ruto and love our country
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Cries in third world. 🥺
Straight from the sands of Arrakis. 🏜️ Take a first look at the Dune: Part Three merch, coming soon to ODEON.
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Separate politics from football. when the said football is being used as a political tool. Like ordering an omelette but requesting they don't use eggs.
Mnataka ku cancel game ya Bayern ju ya? Let's separate football from politics,we can Hate Ruto and love our country
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I would love to see a mediocre mind's point of view. It is really fascinating to be this shallow minded.
Mnataka ku cancel game ya Bayern ju ya? Let's separate football from politics,we can Hate Ruto and love our country
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hahaha!
I’m sorry but this is one of the funniest post I’ve seen in a while. 😂
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Giving caviar to a homeless man who hasn't eaten for 3 days.
Hatusemi hiyo game ni mbaya. Tunasema we have too many urgent needs that need to be addressed before we can enjoy such stuff.
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controversial opinion: ✨️Law Roach✨️ is pushing Kim K so much on his socials, even though Kim dressed exactly the same for YEARS (archival, rare & hottest runway pieces).🪡 PS: I don’t understand his role here a collab for the sake of a collab
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