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JOZI (UKZN Press), Sanity Prevail (Blackbird Books). A Tightrope Hope (forthcoming) | #UpTheBucs ⭐ | https://nitter.cf/t.co/zeZ1VtPpQR | https://nitter.cf/t.co/F0PGkqHsju

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"The art of the critic in a nutshell: to coin slogans without betraying ideas. The slogans of an inadequate criticism peddle ideas to fashion." - Walter Benjamin – at Midrand, South Africa
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hypocrite central – at Midrand, South Africa
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Btw did Mboweni ever call for a "state bank and sovereign fund" while actively in office? Or was that strictly reserved for his routine soft-landings at Goldman Sachs every time he wasn't in Cabinet?
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Say what? 👀 – at Midrand, South Africa
ZimLive (@zimlive) profile pictureZimLive
@zimlive1 Jul 2025
Fury as judges to undergo training by Zanu PF’s Herbert Chitepo School of Ideology ♦️ Judges will also be addressed by CIO boss and be subjected to ‘economic outlook’ propaganda by finance ministry zimlive.com/fury-as-judges-t…
Fury as judges to undergo training by Zanu PF’s Herbert Chitepo School of Ideology - Zimbabwe News...

Fury as judges to undergo training by Zanu PF’s Herbert Chitepo School of Ideology - Zimbabwe News...

Judges to also be addressed by CIO boss and be subjected to ‘economic outlook’ propaganda by finance ministry

zimlive.com
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 – at Midrand, South Africa
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– at Midrand, South Africa
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All of this because abelungu banamanga 🫨
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a thief-less theft (weeps) – at Midrand, South Africa
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The Aspiring Dictator
@SANDEJAQ24 Apr 2025
This is comical and tragic at the same time
Mariah Charamba (@CharambaMariah) profile pictureMariah Charamba@CharambaMariah23 Apr 2025
Hanzi Auxillia Mnangagwa won the race against these ladies from kumusha who carry clay pots everyday 🤣🤣🤣
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That orange-utan in the White House will try to deport the descendants of slaves. Watch – at Midrand, South Africa
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"The bastard form of mass culture is humiliated repetition... always new books, new programs, new films, news items, but always the same meaning." - Roland Barthes – at Midrand, South Africa
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* by and large – at Midrand, South Africa
Matshidiso Madia (@tshidi_lee) profile pictureMatshidiso Madia@tshidi_lee8 Apr 2025
Mind you the DA held a FEDEX last night, that party is by in large gatvol. Most in the government want out, but are waiting it out
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Bra V 👑 (@jama_ka_sijadu) profile picture
Bra V 👑@jama_ka_sijadu4 Apr 2025
There's no such thing as Khoisan. The term was coined by some German hack zoologist who fancied himself to be an anthropologist. The San & KhoeKhoe are distinct peoples. This girl is cute, though.
Typical African (@Joe__Bassey) profile pictureTypical African
@Joe__Bassey2 Apr 2025
Celebrating KhoiSan heritage, one of the world’s oldest ethnicities.
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SA has a youth unemployment rate of 44.6% (go to the slums & townships & rural backwaters & see for yourself the tragic human cost!) but our 'thoughtleaders' are here painting doomsday scenarios about attributes of the status quo we must be careful to preserve... We are in hell – at Roodepoort, South Africa
Carol Paton (@politicsblahbla) profile pictureCarol Paton@politicsblahbla2 Apr 2025
Replying to @politicsblahbla
5/Unfortunately there are not many scenarios in which SA becomes a moderately successful country in the future. The strongest attribute the country has is an economic infrastructure that is relatively intact and a well developed private business sector and a stable middle class.
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Clinical! – at Roodepoort, South Africa
#Ngcobo2010SharpEye (@Ngcobo2010SE) profile picture#Ngcobo2010SharpEye@Ngcobo2010SE1 Apr 2025
The Super Sub Mohau Nkota's Goal Against #MCAlger: #MCAlger 0-1 #OrlandoPirates #Ngcobo2010SharpEye l #CAF l #CAFChampionsLeague l #TotalEnergiesCAFCL l #Ngcobo2010Lifestyle
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#Ngcobo2010SharpEye@Ngcobo2010SE1 Apr 2025
#FullTimeScore: #MCAlger 0-1 #OrlandoPirates #Ngcobo2010SharpEye l #CAF l #CAFChampionsLeague l #TotalEnergiesCAFCL l #Ngcobo2010Lifestyle – at Pretoria, South Africa
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Shaya Bhakaniya! #UpTheBucs #HappyPeople #OrlandoPirates – at Roodepoort, South Africa
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FARPost (@FARPostZA) profile pictureFARPost
@FARPostZA1 Apr 2025
FT: MC Alger 0-1 Pirates ⚽️ Nkota 65’ 📷: @mohau_nkota_7 #FARPost #TotalEnergiesCAFCL
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Nigeria, the far-from-super Eagles, are as innovative in attempting to qualify via boardroom shenanigans as they are unimaginative on the field of play 🤣 – at Roodepoort, South Africa
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* chequered – at Roodepoort, South Africa
Sentletse 🇿🇦🇷🇺🇵🇸🇱🇧 (@Sentletse) profile pictureSentletse 🇿🇦🇷🇺🇵🇸🇱🇧
@Sentletse1 Apr 2025
A white attorney with a checked past wanted to be appointed a Judge and the Juju said, “Not under my watch!” The EFF is protecting the integrity of the judiciary.
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is it – at Roodepoort, South Africa
The Africa Report (@TheAfricaReport) profile pictureThe Africa Report
@TheAfricaReport13 Jan 2025
The presence of Burkina Faso’s military leader, Captain Ibrahim Traoré, at the inauguration of Ghanaian President John Mahama has sparked intense public outrage and debate. l.theafricareport.com/G2b
Is Ghana warming up to Burkina Faso despite ECOWAS tension and strained ties?

Is Ghana warming up to Burkina Faso despite ECOWAS tension and strained ties?

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