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Joined September 2022
AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I CAN GOON FOR FREE AND I WON'T FORGET THE BRITS WHO CAN'T GOON TO BDSM AND ILL GLADY JERK OFF NEXT TO YOU AND GOON JUST FOR TODAY 'CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE USA
BBW Facesitting now illegal in my country what’s the point of living
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'Elden Ring' live-action film may run nearly 3 hours βš”οΈ β€’ Screenplay is reportedly at least 180 pages β€’ Faithful to the game and has large-scale battles against monsters and dragons β€’ Budget is $175M+ (via @Deadline)
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lil vaporeon gif
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OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS NOT A JOKE
Face sitting porn is now illegal in the uk
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I still cant believe this is a Houston car dealership ad.
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had to remove the soundboard option from the discord server cause someone used a clicker sound and puppygirl in the call went from yapping about startrek to being non verbal and barking for the next hour
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That is so fucking funny dude oh my god 😭😭
steve harrington gets shot and fucking dies in dead by daylight 2026
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emotional support puppygirl
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Dude I gotta steal this
My dad sent me my chore list from when I was a kid.. this shit started at 8 years old… my pop was the coolest man on earth but he had hella structure & rules in the house
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*paws at you* you were promised to me 3,000 years ago *paws at you* you were promised to me 3,000 years ago *paws at you* you were promised to me 3,000 years ago
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Why did dominos deliver me a quadruple amputee fuck nugget Minecraft zombie
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when u have a lover
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*paws at you* can we queue ranked? *paws at you* can we queue ranked? *paws at you* can we queue ranked?
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Apple Maps just made me do the dick-and-balls maneuver right next to Nutland smfh fuck you man @Apple
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please go watch this film, it’s on shudder, it’s completely original and actually nuts. tied for me best horror film of the year, personally i rank it next to Obsession. my god i cannot stop thinking about it
Stephen King calls it "The Thing meets The Silence of the Lambs." Don't miss THE CYCLE, premiering Friday on Shudder.
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wag wag wag
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A photographer in Alaska spotted a little bear cub waving goodbye to her. Images via i/brookelittlebear
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πŸŽ‰Diives Γ— Mlondoll GIVEAWAY! πŸŽ‰ Hey everyone! πŸ‘‹βœ¨ We're teaming up with @Mlon_Official for a special Marrubiart Giveaway! 🐰❀️ 🎁 Prize: 1Γ— Marrubiart Sex Doll 5Γ—Gift Card(Additional discount) πŸ“’ How to Enter: βœ… Follow both @DiivesArt & @Mlon_Official ❀️Like and πŸ” Repost this post! πŸ† The winner will be selected on November 1st! ✨ May the Marrubiart bless you with good luck!
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Por peticion de MUCHOS, LOS 2 GUERRA DE CARTAS El primero: mediafire.com/file/muf3mkb6g… El segundo: github.com/Sgsysysgsgsg/Card…
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