@aahilsm

“ahh-hill” • Alabama Avenger™ • Garfield Enthusiast • views are my own • he/they

ATL, but also in ur walls
Joined June 2015
Things i am anti, a thread: (in no particular order) 1. racism 2. ranch 3. bar soap 4. willful ignorance 5. xenophobia 6. cheddar cheese 7. tabasco 8. t*mmy t*b*rv*lle 9. chocolate ice cream 10. pears – at Auburn, AL
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I wonder if I should be concerned about how often my fiancée calls me brother or bro
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Funniest possible person to be complaining about this
We're still receiving unexplained, unitemized hospital bills to our house a year after I gave birth to our daughter. They just expect you to not ask questions and pay it.
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imagine you're like 26 years old and you just graduated from clown school. the only thing on your resume is a stint running a failed covid-conscious lesbian bar in Massachusetts. after months of struggle, you finally land a job interview. do you bring iced coffee, yes or no
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this is why when i see a blue tick comment with 80 replies i think “stop falling for it”. this is so fucking disturbing
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>make game marketed towards women and creatives >optimise it so it can run on most shitty laptops and PCs that have been sold in the last 10 years >fill it with whimsy and genuine respect for the craft it’s emulating >make a billion dollars
A tiny dressmaking game is suddenly taking over Steam. Dressmaker has hit a 96% positive rating and “Overwhelmingly Positive” reviews just one day after launch. Even more surprising, it has reportedly climbed to #9 among Steam’s global top sellers, beating bigger titles like Diablo 4 You run a small boutique, make clothes, serve customers, and even sabotage them if you want.
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"It’s possible that the pilot flying your plane could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal," U.S. Sen. Tommy Tuberville said.
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lmk if you want a video demo
I frequently lay on top of Kate with all of my bodyweight. The deep pressure calms her nervous system, quiets racing thoughts, and releases oxytocin which lowers cortisol. We call it GLP-Bryan.
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Auburn fans don’t even try convince you the team is good anymore. They just look at you like this.
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I love how **** my fi******* *** ***** when I *** ** **** on **
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Beltline Rail PASSES! 🙏 Now, we have until the end of January 2027 for the Mayor’s Office, MARTA, and Beltline Inc to develop an implementation plan for all 22 miles of light rail along the Atlanta Beltline trail.
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Poor numeracy is largely treated like a silly little joke instead of something to intervene on, at every level. Because so many adults don't know what they don't know, they are unaware that their numeracy has led to them falling for misinformation, getting scammed, etc.
There are people who fail paramedic school and nursing school because they cannot do shit like "you have a 500mg/10ml medication vial, patient weighs 80kg, dose is 2mg/kg, how many ml do you draw up". This is, to me, really reeeallly bad
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are we really coming for ALGEBRA?!?!?!
Guys does no one remember the big math curriculum discourse we did recently. Because I’m ready to move on to ‘actually kids don’t need to learn algebra anyway’ as a NHJ takeaway and I feel lonely
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You like your home at 66 degrees, your partner likes it at 75, what’s the compromise?
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My temperature and them learning the fundamentals of environmental adaptation
You like your home at 66 degrees, your partner likes it at 75, what’s the compromise?
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WAYS TO KNOW YOU'RE IN BUSINESS SCHOOL: - bathroom graffiti says "Investment Spanker"
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Kinda scared for 2027. 2+0+2+7 is 11. The exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 9 more nipples
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Auburn fans. It's time.
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very funny for this take to come from guy with WMAF in his bio
Jewish people are no longer safe in America.
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Way to bury the lede: Capriglione reportedly told his mistress that he wanted to ejaculate his “baby gravy” into batter for cookies that would be sold at his daughter's bake sale and that he enjoyed that “all of the girls in the neighborhood would be consuming” his semen.
🚨 Republican Giovanni Capriglione, who wrote Texas’s abortion ban, has a mistress who alleges he paid for her abortions.
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if i was president i would rename it the gay of hormuz
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