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Human-American. 2024 international lawn darts semi-finalist.

United States
Joined March 2007
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The bus finally showed up after nearly a. Hour. How do you guys operate like this. Are the schedules just optional?
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BREAKING: Trump $5k stimulus checks coming out February 31st
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What’s up with all the Trump’s slurring and lisping? #TrumpOnX
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I’ve never endorsed a presidential candidate before. But this year’s election stands to be so enormously consequential for women and families that, this time, I can’t stay quiet. Women deserve a leader who cares about the issues they face and is committed to protecting their safety, their health, their economic power, their reproductive rights, and their ability to freely and fully participate in a functioning democracy. In this election, the contrast couldn’t be greater, and the stakes couldn’t be higher. I will be voting for President Biden. m-gat.es/4cv7SlW
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The old guy roasted the republicans lol #SOTU
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The trade deadline approaches and nothing seems real.
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Why didn’t the Cardinals give Schumaker the manager job? #STLCards
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Who on earth other than Mo thought “this pitching staff is going to be lights out”. Pitching was always going to be very weak and everyone knew it, except Mo. They should sign local high pitchers at this point. #stlcardinals
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Best day of the NFL season right here.
The reigning Super Bowl Champions have been eliminated from playoff contention.
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Blues may not win again this season #stlblues
The Blues may not lose again this season. #stlblues
The Blues may not win again this season! #stlblues
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Amazing. I had you guys out. Much love and respect. @StLouisBlues
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If you are between the ages 25-70 and you wear your high school or college class rings, I will probably hate you.
These were the songs I had on repeat this year. What were yours? #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/wrapped-202…
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I hate Bruce Springsteen.
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The real crime is that @JoeBiden is wearing blue shirt with a black suit.