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Country mouse. If it’s a warm summer’s evening, you might find me on a train bound for nowhere. Retweets ARE endorsements if they are funny

Joined August 2010
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Lee was one of the nicest people you will ever meet. Genuine, caring and hilarious. And he was one heck of a photographer, especially when it came to sports. Chronicled the #Hokies, Hoos, Hillcats and high schools for years. Our world lost a great one. newsadvance.com/news/communi…
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2 #Hokies in this house now after daughter’s decision, 3 if you count the vet-schooling wife. Boy bought me a VT hoodie. I do love a hoodie. Look, I serve up gopher balls for the Terps and Terps only, but the fam has spoken. SWVA is our home. No better place.
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Whatever villain today’s kids have now with their ant-man and such, they ain’t got this
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Best Christmas movie and best sports movie all rolled into one
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My annual reminder that Adrian was, is and always be the worst
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Of all the shout-outs DJ Cool made at the end of Let Me Clear My Throat, I really thought Lorenzo Ice T sounded like the one I wanted to meet
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Best breakup song ever is I Can Still Make Cheyenne. Sad as hell, but all parties win.
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The clock is counting up…and up…and up. Who needs that kinda pressure?
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I call the big one “Jemima”
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I was going to post a picture of an ant farm and say “I call the big one ‘Jemima’” and my son said “For the love of god, don’t do that.” Should I do that?
63%Yes
37%Of course
52 votes • Final results
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I don't watch a lot of tennis, but I never organically say "brilliant!" more often than when I do. Soccer second place for that.
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Me, as an O’s fan, the past eight weeks: “Ugh. Gonna be a long season.” Me, today: “Hey, it’s a long season, baby!”
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If you’re not listening to this on your Sony Walkman on the bus en route to your high school football away game in 1994, you might not be honorable mention all-district material
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I’m calling BS on Biz Markie having friends named Agnes and Agatha
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My homemade opening day sausage feast ain’t ever been better. Reps, baby. Reps. Age-48 SZN. Go Os.
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Also scheduled to pitch today: Hondo Piston, Bull Bald and Hippo King
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Pearly Gates bouncer: “Would you say you were an honest man?” Me (using my Frank Beamer voice): “Abbbsolutely” PGB: “hmm…our records show you got a little loose with the ‘I am not driving’ button” Me: “I’ll show my way to hell.”
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I want to enter a rodeo someday just so I can say, "This IS my first rodeo."
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Gonna have my 16-YO daughter make me a "Wingstop commercial" mix because that's the only modern rap that remotely sounds like the rap I used to love. Lotta bass, no mumbling, etc. I will request that she makes it on CD. She will decline. Boomer life.
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