if you see me at my gate in LGA eating hard boiled eggs with a pack of spicy brown mustard i found in the food court at 5am, no you didn’t
nyc is walking through a movie set and 10 blocks later passing by a naked man on your way to physical therapy
my toxic trait is buying gummy vitamins bc I know good and well I’ll be having an extra one here and there as a lil snack
is it just me or has EVERYONE been reading the same 4 books this year? like I already saw Sharon, Carol and Karen reading those, give me another recommendation plz.
i dm my bf dog videos everyday thinking it’ll psychologically trick him into wanting one, but it’s basically just turned into a place i can go and have a whole thread of dog videos to laugh at.
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This is Moose. He’s wondering where Santa’s reindeer tryouts are. Knows he has what it takes. 12/10 please point him in the right direction
ALT bernese mountain puppy with reindeer antlers on his head. he’s looking up at you, clearly motivated to make Santa’s squad
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This is Buckaroo. He is 12 years old and sometimes he gets sore. Warm baths always help him feel better. His dad holds his pillow and his brothers come by for emotional support. 14/10 for all #SeniorPupSaturday
ALT chocolate lab in a white bath tub. his head rests on a pillow that his human dad is holding up. another chocolate lab and a yellow lab are looking over the edge of the tub at him. there are candles lit around the bath
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Ticketmaster be like:
Concert ticket: $40
Venue fee: 21.32
Access fee $18.32
Paperless transmission fee: $12.03
Fee Fee: $8.84
Fi Fo Fum: $3.43
Cuz We Can Fee: $2.01
Might as well fee: $1.89
WTF you gonna do nigga, not go? fee: $1.38
Another dollar won’t hurt nobody fee: $1.00
