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houston & nyc
Joined May 2014
thank you @ForbesUnder30 for helping me fulfill my dream of being on the “Forbes 30 Under 30 to federal prison pipeline.” I promise to go to jail for something cool like tax evasion or racketeering and not something lame like crypto or shilling a fraudulent AI tech start up🥰
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El-Sayed: Trump called me Abdul Ramadan. Ramadan is the month in which Muslims fast. The thing is groceries under his leadership have gotten so expensive, I wouldn't be surprised if he is like, “listen, we could just do Ramadan for all.” “Why are you fasting?” “I can’t afford food”
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The Way in which people would label her a right-wing grifter based off smear campaigns when she writes like this is crazy. The way this framework she describes here is so prevalent on twitter-every celebrity's fuck ups, even at their minuscule, being a trending topic-she nails.
“Every possible -ism and -phobia and moral impropriety has been ascribed to me since I began my largely pro-bono career as an internet girl,” writes Ivy Wolk. In a new essay,​ the 22-year-old comedian and actor reflects on the way her dark thoughts about her own self-image are interpreted as “soulless edgelord fare” — and all the times she’s been canceled since she started posting her comedy online as a teen, including when children once decided en masse that she was a “whorish foil” to a famous friend of hers. “As much as I wish for anonymity or a slate wipe sometimes, I am grateful for the perspective I’ve aggregated and the ways in which I have been challenged never to abandon my beliefs and my unbounding love for other people,” Wolk writes. “It cannot harden me, it cannot isolate me from community, and it cannot remove me from public life.” Read the full essay: nymag.visitlink.me/yANP5M
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Queen
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来动物园参观需要缴纳门票这是常识
Liebe Chinesen, warum beschwert ihr euch darüber, dass euer Land als Diktatur bezeichnet wird, während ihr gleichzeitig VPN nutzen müsst, um auf X (Twitter) zuzugreifen?
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She’s for the people
🚨Ivy Wolk stuns in new photoshoot for New York Magazine!
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the nastiest assassination ive ever seen wow
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EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP: Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
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really tired of the world getting more and more intolerant like this is normal. it’s not. this is some evil shit
🇰🇷 Muslims try to build a mosque in South Korea. The Koreans hold a pork BBQ in front of it 😂
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I don't care if Tamara Joseph wasn't a "girl's girl" to Hila. She got her bag and technically did more damage to the IDF than anyone else on the show. In this house Tamara is a hero, end of story
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hasan debuts new stream intro
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SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing they’ve done sorry
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i like astoria because i get to wake up and decide if i want to go to the afghan coffee shop, the bengali coffee shop, the filipino coffee shop, the egyptian coffee shop, the japanese coffee shop, the yemeni coffee shop, or the greek coffee shop
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i am the only person who can correctly rank taylor swift's entire discography. my ranking would bring world peace and nobody would disagree with it
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Billy cooked on this one
Replying to @BriannaWu
People who hate trans people seem to think about trans people a lot more than anyone else.
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If Vivek Ramaswamy tried this, his "base" will slow roast him over coals before feeding him to cannibals. Mamdani's base doesn't care - it's a large, inclusive tent. Which is why a Mamdani is a FAR better ally of American Hindus than a Ramaswamy.
This week, I was blessed to join Hindu New Yorkers in Queens celebrating Navratri, Durga Puja, Dashain, and Vijayadashami.  We danced garba, performed aarti, witnessed Sindoor Khela, and honored the Goddess Durga. It was an honor to come together in joy, faith, and community in temples across our city — especially after the attempted mass shooting at a Hindu temple in Illinois last week. May we all join together in our shared responsibility to stand against hate and care for one another. Jai Mata Ki.
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ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them? WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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I don’t like getting too in the weeds about a film that just came out, but I have some general things to say: YCSE is not asking “did she do it?” but rather “why can’t she admit she did it? what kind of person is that?”
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Everyone has gone completely insane. Normally functioning brains don’t produce takes like this
realizing that the reactions to this movie are heavily stratified by race & gender because the only people who seem to think it was a Mindfuck are men and white people. on tiktok woc are Not Going for it and it’s because they understand white women’s manipulation implicitly
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NATHAN FIELDER: So you see he's ordering 55 burgers and 55 fries and 55 tacos and 55 pies and 55 Cokes and so on. ELIZABETH HOLMES: Yes. NATHAN FIELDER: So why is that funny? ELIZABETH HOLMES: Because he's...doing...something? BILLY EVANS: That's enough for now. Cut the camera.
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no burner accounts, I’m either not thinking about you or watching your stories with my whole chest
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