Jonathan A. Alua

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"CURRY!! INSANE!!!" EVERY ANGLE OF STEPH'S STEPBACK.

The leader of the “Community of Reading Men”and senior lawyer Kwame Akuffo is inviting law students and young lawyers to witness courtroom advocacy firsthand on November 2 and 3, 2026, at 11 AM.⚖️📚 If you’re serious about mastering the craft, this is an opportunity worth taking

“We only charged $3,000 and $2,000 as full and final payments for our roles in event logistics, travel arrangements, hotel bookings, transportation and security. Our dealings were based on institutional arrangements tied to specific programmes and activities, not personal financial arrangements with individuals seeking visas to travel to the United States, Canada or Mexico. We categorically deny claims that our organisation or its CEO illegally received the alleged $611,000 from private individuals or is avoiding a refund.” — Nana Boateng Gyimah, CEO of Tribe Culture Fest, responds to allegations by the Sports Minister.

Yesterday a guy told me his sister wants to be friends with me, so I asked him what’s her profession and where she lives and he said she’s a beautician who works from their family house (ie) nail tech, lash tech and makeup artist who works from home. I told him no, I can’t be friends with her and he asked why and I told him the simple truth; I don’t make friends with people who are more likely to become liabilities in my life, than be helpful to me. What am I supposed to do with a lash tech who lives in her parents house? Before you know it she will start billing me for everything as a friend because “you be big lawyer nau”. My friends are people who can be productive and we can both mutually benefit from each other. Eg my doctor friends and I exchange legal and medical services for each other and recommendations. My lawyer friends, I don’t even need to say it. We share briefs, share clients, help each other with cases etc. My friends in different forces (NPF, Army, Airforce, Navy etc), we help each other professionally. Heck even my chef friends, I don ever run free legal services and she paid by cooking a weeks worth of food for me to store in my fridge. Friendship is meant to be symbiotic and unfortunately being friends with some girls in certain hustles is an invitation to parasitism not friendship. Tf am I supposed to even do with her or gist with her? At least my other friends we can gist hours together about work experiences, but what do we have to gist about? How a customer didn’t want red nails? Or how a customer under charged her for fixing lashes?🥲😭🤣🤦🏽‍♀️ Even if I need a beautician, I already have a bevy of trusted makeup artists, I don’t fix nails and my lashes are long naturally so all I need is mascara. So what exactly do I need her for as a friend? Company? When I prefer being alone with my dogs than with people? Sha her brother said I am mean but him sef none of his male friends are into such petty hustles but na me suppose befriend financial burden say na friend. LMAOOOO!

Baby goes viral for his extreme relaxation minutes after being born.

🇬🇭 When Agyemang Badu made Ghana world champions, 17 years ago with this penalty kick. Where were you on this day?

If Chelsea scores today,let me not seë 2027.

The fact that Chelsea are expecting to beat an unbeaten Everton at home is what I call pure delusion. Aside from their last game, Chelsea have been so ass compared to this prime Everton side we've been watching. We all remember what happened the last time Chelsea faced Everton. That's exactly what's happening today. TOTAL DEMOLITION. I need every Chelsea fan on this app to be present. No disappearing after full time.

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