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Locked in, Dev Arc.

Joined November 2024
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Buy into the silence, Sell the noise. Need to really master this strategy ngl. It's a hack
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I genuinely don’t understand how sling just logged on today and keeps calling out coins like nothing happened 😭 Like bro ain’t you got a family or something
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asked my russian gf (who is way out of my league) if she is secretly a spy after the jensen news she laughed hysterically for a few, paused, and then said: "you trade animal coins with retarded ppl on the internet" somehow this is even worse than if she were a kgb agent
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my son just told me when I grow up I wanna do nothing for work just like you 😭😭😭😭 son ah 😭
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Am I allowed to lock out?
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Requests just passed 40 billion downloads. I wrote it in 2011 because HTTP in Python was painful. Today it still gets ~60 million downloads a day. Thank you to the maintainers and contributors who've carried it since. HTTP for Humans, still.
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Young Thug’s wallet bursts into literal flames when you open it 🔥
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JUST IN: Jensen Huang reportedly has no prenup, meaning a divorce could cost him $81 billion, the most expensive divorce ever.
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Remember if it was easy everybody would be rich
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A meme Dog, ts was so obvious mehn Bottomed out and i missed it fucking hell
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Also why is Elysium still struggling with bridging back wtff
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Why can't i seem to win on bnb?
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The market doesn't punish you for being wrong It punishes you for being too early Most traders enter a trade and sell too early for a loss before it ends up ripping - they were right on direction but just wrong on timing You can be the last one on the plane and you'll still land at the same time as everyone else 🤨
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I’m being raped
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This ain’t the first time a pair of tits fucked me over
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Someone took the exact situation you're complaining about and won with it Gm
Alhamdulilah @Pumpfun
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Why does it feel like CT is self destructing right now?
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Imagine telling someone this is your “news” feed
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I’ve been off twitter and memecoins for days, i’m sure if i were on maybe i for don die by now, saving my remaining life for myself
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Still remembering that time the lobster bot sent all its supply to some guy in Africa
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Bring back independent thinking 👍🏻
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