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acpotus
@acpotus
son, father, astronaut
Not Seattle
Joined March 2009
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acpotus
@acpotus
Nov 2
I feel like Apple TV apps are being too dramatic when they say stuff like “fatal error”
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acpotus
@acpotus
Oct 30
It is better to have fucked around and found out than never to have fucked around at all
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acpotus
@acpotus
Oct 16
Billy Evans is the most austin brained guy I’ve ever seen
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acpotus
@acpotus
Sep 27
Watched this bills team almost lose to the Easton Stick chargers a few years ago. Anything’s in play.
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acpotus
@acpotus
Sep 25
How come my dog never gets the flu
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acpotus
@acpotus
Sep 25
How come my dog never gets a fever
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acpotus
@acpotus
Sep 8
People with glasses have natural crackling fire shrapnel-to-eye resistance, but are susceptible to extra smoke-in-eye damage
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acpotus
@acpotus
Aug 17
A moment *bang bang* a love *bang bang* a dream *bang bang* aloud *bang bang*
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acpotus
@acpotus
Aug 17
Comedy *bang bang* comedy *bang bang* comedy *bang bang* comedy *bang bang*
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acpotus
@acpotus
Aug 3
Rest in peace to Darcie Game ❤️🦋
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acpotus
@acpotus
Jul 30
Is anyone talking about how Michael Giacchino copied the interstellar theme for spiderman
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acpotus
@acpotus
Jul 19
I am become trojan horse, destroyer of worlds
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acpotus
@acpotus
Jul 17
The Trojans should’ve looked that gift horse in the mouth
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acpotus
@acpotus
Jul 17
I’m joining the odyssey culture war on the side of the odyssey. That movie ripped.
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acpotus
@acpotus
Jul 12
Lindsay Graham Platner
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acpotus
@acpotus
Jul 8
All I want to add to this discourse is that I tried to get chatgpt to show me what
@stavvybaby
would look like as George and had the worst fucking time
Erik
@e_cdalton
Jul 6
I made this to mock the modern “bald plus beard” look, but god damnit if Costanza doesn’t look great here
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acpotus
@acpotus
Jun 21
I’m not the biological dad, I’m the dad who biologicaled up
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acpotus
@acpotus
May 26
This ai generated logo in my neighborhood is driving me loco
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acpotus
@acpotus
May 23
There are alvin and the chipmunks everywhere for those with eyes to see them
Dream Flux | Emma
@DreamFluxEmma
May 22
Not how I expected this to end
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acpotus
@acpotus
May 20
It’s wild that we used to have like 20 photographs max from our childhood, but now I seem to take 20 pictures a day of my kids
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